My playdate is here! Immediate thoughts: damn this screen is hard to see. I’m in a sunlit room with a book in one hand, playdate in the other. The book can be easily read while the playdate is nigh illegible. Was expecting more of a kindle-like display.

Top 5 GOTY so far... 5) Kirby; 4) Weird West 3) OlliOlli World; 2) Sniper Elite 5; 1) Elden Ring. Best backlog play... Disco Elysium. Best Remaster... PowerSlave Exhumed. Pleasant Surprise... Nightmare of Decay. Honorable Mensch... Iron Lung.

Neon White is another game on Switch that doesn’t allow me to invert gyroscope independent of right stick axis. Really hate that, means I can’t play it with gyro enabled. Why play it at all at this point.

just had a genius idea for a game. what if metroidvania but dark souls? here;s the kicker: roguelike elemements. Wow!

#underratedmonday Sniper Elite is keeping the spirit of the janky ps2 tactical shooter alive in 2022 and deserves some respect on its name

Is it caturday yet?

You can nonlethal the nazis in Sniper Elite 5 and the game awards you the coveted Centrist Assassin rating

Finally getting around to some of the more “intimidating” games in my backlog. Disco Elysium ruled, but I was mostly able to coast through on vibes and the immortal science alone. Obra Dinn is now testing my deduction skills for real. Current status

Finished Disco Elysium last night, Switch version. Hell of a game. Loved curling up with it handheld like a good book. I’m interested in playing Planescape Torment now.

#sleepytoid

Legit surprised how good Nightmare of Decay is considering it's $4 and could easily be mistaken for shovelware. In reality it's a super competent re1+4 labor of love that delivers the survival horror goods.

#Caturday rages on

just say it's good man

The fact that Virtual Boy games never came to 3DS is criminal.

I really wish Bugsnax was a 3D platformer. That game has no business being boring.

We've all been there

Weird West, more like...Mid West. And just like mids, I'm hooked on it. Decent game!

If you’re a middle manager go fuck yourself #FridayMotivation

I see you, king.

One of the low key best mechanics in Elden Ring is the fall damage. That intense, calculated puzzle-platforming is straight out of a classic NES game. They even make you hold B to run just to activate those primal instincts.

Remember

Love that Nintendo found a way to implement folders to the Switch UI in a way that would upset the people who have been arrogantly complaining about lack of folders since launch. Be careful what you whine for, my kings.

1 for tater. Don’t know what purpose the curly fries serve alongside refried beans, but I welcome them with open maw. In short praise the starch.

scrawling "hidden path ahead" onto every single door in the freezer section, then laughing hysterically as I am escorted out of the kroger by the fat cop who sits on a stool next to self-checkout. his projectile is way too OP

"AAA" devs (crying): players want to be told what to do!! Players: i want to be abandoned in a field with horse that can double jump