Wasn't expecting the 'nuanced' // 'just asking questions' // 'lets hear from both sides' documentary on disco elysium's IP theft to be an exercise in character assassination, but here we are. Exit the vampire castle, woke moralists.

Played this over the weekend and fell into a hole of liminal spaces, regular spaces, parental abuse, dead autistic sons, loss of innocence, demon-related trauma, and 9/11 2. What if gone home was about being really REALLY gay? Welcome to...

AMAZING: This ONE simple trick will make your game better than everyone else’s

The biggest revelation after TotK's release is just how salty Banjo fans STILL are about Nuts & Bolts. The game called them fat losers for wanting to collect shiny trinkets in 2008 and they took that personally.

One for Slimey! And I quote… “If you’ve never heard of the game, we probably wouldn’t review it, and it probably isn’t that good anyway!” -IGN, the definitive experts on consuming product.

Super enthusiastic Yakuza fan at my local game shop asked why I was trading in Yakuza 3-6. Didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s because I thought they were mid.

New Amnesia is looking simply phenomenal. I cannot wait to be trapped in this hell hole.

THE TRUTH about Shitting My Pants at Applebees - HONEST REVIEW

Shadows of Doubt is fifteen bucks on fanatical if anyone is interested in becoming a procedurally generated voxel detective boy with immersive stealth elements.

My six fat sons have devised a 100% Woke-Free wet beef sandwich alternative that they have begun selling out of the backyard shed. It’s just like Arby’s only this sandwich is racist. DM @slob-shack on Grundl for preorder details

What's a game or series of games you had pre-judged and written off, before finally 'discovering' that you like it?

Y’all talking about that Tears of the Kingdom trailer but none of y’all will shed a Tear for a King who got dommed last night in a trailer (me)

I wish all the guns had laser sights by default in re4 remake. Even if that were at least an option in ng+. Just saw footage of the Red9 and wooof, that thing looks unusable now. Bullet spread and re4 don't mix.

It pains me to announce that Arby’s has released a new Woke sandwich. It consists of a wet beef-based substance that has proven itself irresistible to me and my six fat sons. Arby’s may have won this battle but our righteous war continues.

Finally, a second monitor for my desk 👌

This is wild. Apparently there is an ultra hard mode that has a rare chance of appearing when you launch the re4 demo

Want to try Wo Long on gamepass but I don't think I have the mental bandwidth for it right now. Booted up last night at like 10pm, eyes glazed over the character creation screen for about ten minutes before going back to Metroid Prime. Comfort.

Politics update: the delicious candies I enjoy have gone WOKE 😢 that’s ok!! I’ll keep eating that garbage

Some troll is out there ruining the integrity of the dungus name #NotMyDungus. I have however been enjoying the new indigenous peoples killing simulator in a nonproblematic type of way

Metroid Prime Refurbished somehow surpasses my high expectations while SlavoJank Infinite fails to meet my low. The galaxy is at peace.

Dead Space and the cyclical sin of success

Won't be participating in the state-mandated discourse around Atomic Heart. If you have a problem with that take it up with Joe McCarthy's ghost.

In the Last of Us show, the revolutionaries are the REAL fascists. Wow. Really makes U think, bro. #TelevisionVibesss

Everyone who plays this game goes on to call it a GOTY 2022 contender. I tried not to overpraise it after my playthrough, but I will say it was a surprisingly deep experience for a game made by two people. Fair to say it deserves more attention.

Jumped into an old Sept 2011 (9/11) Dead Space 2 file on Xbox to start a NG+ run. One thing that immediately jumps out is how snappy the movement is compared to 1. That and they completely Uncharted-fried this game's progression. Common 360-era L.