Happy Birthday, Turbo! Have a beautiful stream to match your beautiful self.

The Mandrake is obviously a paid actor.

Shin Megami Tensei V is officially available to play for us digital pre-purchasers! Nearly 5 years of hype culminates here. To celebrate, enjoy a NSFW (but still hopefully mod-friendly) image of its player character in the comments. Time to go kill god.

Anyone know what time (11:00pm CT tonight? Shop refresh tomorrow morning?) I might be able to play my SMTV pre-purchase?

The perfect video game doesn't exi-

Will link Elden Ring previews from my trusted YouTube sources in the comments, but here's 30 minutes of narrated gameplay from Vaati for you masochists.

No thanks. I'd rather my colon explode. (Lost In Vivo)

SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI V IN JUST TWO DAYS WTF

I don't have the tenacity to respond to everyone, but thanks for the kind words earlier. Until my next psychiatric appointment, I'm trying to stave off my depressive bouts and unhealthy eats with "fuck you" energy. I don't wanna shower? Fuck you. Shower!

Hey, fellows. I honestly trust you guys more than a cursory glance of the internet and I'm too far out from a psychiatric appointment. So, mental health discussion and all that in the comments...

Oh wait, Scruff too!? Happy Birthday to you, as well! I once talked with them over Discord and it was awful

Lost In Vivo is actually starting to give me knots in my stomach. I'm not someone who necessarily gets claustrophobic, but it's a little hard to play at times. Which is its intention, granted. Almost like a first-person Silent Hill 4, but good!

It's Moyse's big (dick) day! Have a very happy one, from a fellow November baby.

Just played my first hour and a half of Darkest Dungeon and I think I like it, but boy is its UI a fucking mess! Not the easiest game to go into blind, at that. I'll continue trying to darkly dungeon, though.

Chad Seymour pre-purchasing Shin Megami Tensei V vs. the Virgin everyone else pre-purchasing literally anything else

If you want to feel better about yourself, let it be known that I am currently deeply attracted to a man with a mullet. And partially because of said mullet.

ayo Gundy

90 hours later (Steam says 96, but some of that was idle), Days Gone is finally goddamn done! Bloated campaign aside, it was an addictive as fuck feedback loop that I'd love to toy around with again someday. Here was my endgame bike:

I've found something that confuses me more than the Sasha (Animal Crossing) porn in my Twitter feed.

We need more spook-adjacent holidays, dammit.

So, a recent love of mine just got a Halloween update with tons of new items and weapons! Shit's making it hard to fit in some more explicitly spooky times before the day's over. But, I'm at least having fun. I'll say once more: Isaac fans, get this!

So, should "Trick or treat!" always be taken as a threat?

My first freaky foray for today was Poppy Playtime. Think FNAF if it tried being Portal... and succeeding. Next is Bloodwash, then Visage, then Aka Manto, then hopefully I still have time for more! Links to all in the comments.

Happy Spooks! Mostly SFW spooks inside for the Spook day!

"No-a map is-a gonna save you. And neither is-a your glee club, your fancy Bel-Air address, or who-a your daddy is. When yousa driving a nice-a car in a strange-a neighborhood, none of that-a matters. They only see-a one thing. Yahoo!" - Mario Mario; 1991