I weep for the website I’d been a member of since 2011. Blimey that’s a long time. How long I have lingered in the shadows? Where are my spiderman first edition underpants? How many times had I cut my fingernails since my last post?

Just threw my pad in anger at Wo Long. I aced Sekiro and generally these games click. I cant crack the first boss after fuck knows how many tries. Why does this battle feel like shit?

Bloody hell. The Double Fine PsychOdyssey was amazing. Just amazing.

All that time. All the money. All the prestige and they've made Agents of Mayhem.

Tropico 6. Made an election promise to improve healthcare. Built 3 hospitals right away. Staffed them. Sung a little song. No change in healthcare and mission failed. Nah. Uninstall. Nah.

Spent yesterday modding Skyrim VR and can confirm it bring me joy. Huge amounts of joy.

Now THAT'S what I call a chicken breast.

Went to bed at 5am due to all the pesky cthulhu shenanigans.

Need to buy some muddafekking Rune insurance.

Might just play the first level of Sifu again and again. Not in the mood to learn to dodge that second level boss. Uppy downy ducks... fuck that.

Swirls wine and smirks. "Who says you even have to mint it". The room laughs.

Played 2 games of that new Halo online. Was good. Uninstalled.

Just completed Huntdown. You have unlocked badass mode... Nah. Nah it's Friday and I am not a badass.

Note: Listen to the Huntdown soundtrack, on repeat, for my hour long work commute.

Listen here Mr Billy-Bob GamesIndustry, I will not be buying previous generations games for £70. So you stop that. You stop that now.

An Evening with Cuno | 2021-22 Tour. RRP £25.00.

*Clears throat* "BOINGY, BOINGY, BOINGY, BOINGY"

Does anyone still play Ring Fit Adventure?

I'm being haunted via the internet. This twatter's in every advert, youtube trailers, pop-ups... I cannot get away from him! Is this normal?

Woke up at 3.30am. Turned on FFVII remake. Completed it. 11.00am. Bit tearful. Back to sleep I go.

Modded Witcher 3 so it looks next gen. Realised I've done all the quests I wanted to do. Spent the night gathering outstanding armour. Sighed. Look around as the sun set. Turned it off.

Step 1. Make free adventure game. Step 2. Tell the good people of Reddit. Step 3. Violently ejaculate beneath the downvotes and hatred. Step 4. Make another adventure game.

Dear Sweet Smelling friends. I released "Shit in Trump's Bed" on itcho.io today. Obviously I can't recommend it. I mean, you are shitting on a mans bed. But if you feel the need... drmcscott.itch.io/shit-in-trumps-bed-the-adventure-game

All hail GOD-PRESIDENT REAGAN!

Day 1 of being 40. I have a hangover and I am tired.