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Mxyzptlk Quits Destructoid Forever: Dead Celebrity Edition
The following is a IM conversation I had with Bernie Mac this past Friday, shortly before his untimely death:
Me: Hey Bernie Mac, how's the hospital food?
Bernie Mac: Haha, you crazy dude. I've had better. You've got to get your mom's chili recipe for me sometime.
Me: I totally will Bernie Mac, because we are extremely close friends.
Bernie Mac: Have I mentioned how much I enjoy those electronic game boxes you plug into the television?
Me: Yeah, like 15 times. I'll have to post about that on my forum Bernie Mac.
Bernie Mac: Well g2g, Mary-Kate Olsen is supposed to be coming by to visit me in a few minutes. She says she has a surprise for me.
Me: Catch you later Bernie Mac, hope you get better soon. Oh by the way, Guess Who fucking sucked.
Rest in Peace Funnyman, in Heaven the bowl of chili never runs out.
As a result of this conversation, I've decided to quit Destructoid forever, just like I did around this time last year. I'm taking off tomorrow to eat free food, hit the bars around Blacksburg, and pretend I'm learning while my employer foolishly continues to pays my salary. I'm taking the 360 with me during the week I'll be gone, and if the hotel's wifi cooperates with me you'll probably see me on Live. Try not to miss me too much. Peace out bitches!
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About Mxyzptlkone of us since 11:08 AM on 11.10.2006
Aaron "Mxy" Yost was an admin for the Dtoid Forums, and hosted/produced the Radio Destructoid podcast with some of the other Dtoid community managers. He also has a dark secret that must never be revealed, lest the world be split asunder.
Pronunciation: "Miks-yez-pit-lik" Most people just pronounce it "Mixie" for short.
I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.
I am a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
I'm not sorry for the things I've said. There's a wild man in my head.
I am two with nature.
I'm a bird who doesn't sing because I have an answer, I sing because I have a song.
I mostly come at night... Mostly.
I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you.
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for
you.
I'm like, you know... this guy.
You should listen to Radio Destructoid! It's the best podcast ever, except for those other ones that are better.
Ben and I make videos. You love them and want to subscribe to our YouTube channel:
FOOTBALL!!! Blitz: the League 2 Destructoid contest
Left 4 Dead: Interview with a Zombie
Resident Evil 5: A Lesson In Tolerance
Maniac Mansion: Requiem For a Hamster
Castle Crashers Outtakes (Terminator Contest)
Left 4 Dead 2: Interview with a Zombie 2
L4D2 Interview 2 Outtakes
Using Adrenaline in Left 4 Dead 2
The Man-lympics
The Man-lympics Outtakes and Bonus Footage
The Package
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 1
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 2
You can also listen to our ravings about geek culture every week on Airport Road: The Podcast!
My Web 2.0s:
360voice
Digg
Facebook
GameTap
Guitar Hero
MySpace
Rock Band
Steam
Tumblr
Twitter
Xbox.com
YouTube
Licensed Games That Don't Entirely Suck:
#1: DuckTales
#2: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
#3: The Super Star Wars Trilogy
#4: The Dungeons & Dragons Arcade Games
#5: The Warriors
Wii Code: 8534 9943 5696 5337
SSB Brawl Code: 2750-0776-6751
Mario Kart Wii Code: 2363-6044-4563
Much love to domataos for my cblog banner, itemforty for my avatar, and The GHost for my DToid card, as well as every single Dtoider out there for helping to make this the best community on the Interwebs.
Pronunciation: "Miks-yez-pit-lik" Most people just pronounce it "Mixie" for short.
I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.
I am a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
I'm not sorry for the things I've said. There's a wild man in my head.
I am two with nature.
I'm a bird who doesn't sing because I have an answer, I sing because I have a song.
I mostly come at night... Mostly.
I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you.
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for
you.
I'm like, you know... this guy.
You should listen to Radio Destructoid! It's the best podcast ever, except for those other ones that are better.
Ben and I make videos. You love them and want to subscribe to our YouTube channel:
FOOTBALL!!! Blitz: the League 2 Destructoid contest
Left 4 Dead: Interview with a Zombie
Resident Evil 5: A Lesson In Tolerance
Maniac Mansion: Requiem For a Hamster
Castle Crashers Outtakes (Terminator Contest)
Left 4 Dead 2: Interview with a Zombie 2
L4D2 Interview 2 Outtakes
Using Adrenaline in Left 4 Dead 2
The Man-lympics
The Man-lympics Outtakes and Bonus Footage
The Package
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 1
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 2
You can also listen to our ravings about geek culture every week on Airport Road: The Podcast!
My Web 2.0s:
360voice
Digg
GameTap
Guitar Hero
MySpace
Rock Band
Steam
Tumblr
Xbox.com
YouTube
Licensed Games That Don't Entirely Suck:
#1: DuckTales
#2: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
#3: The Super Star Wars Trilogy
#4: The Dungeons & Dragons Arcade Games
#5: The Warriors
Wii Code: 8534 9943 5696 5337
SSB Brawl Code: 2750-0776-6751
Mario Kart Wii Code: 2363-6044-4563
Much love to domataos for my cblog banner, itemforty for my avatar, and The GHost for my DToid card, as well as every single Dtoider out there for helping to make this the best community on the Interwebs.