Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations Vol. 5

O god, here we go again! Its time for another rendition of Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations!!!

Here be the links to the old ones:
Vol.4
Vol.3
Vol.2
Vol.1

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"It’s the return of Events! This is a single-player mode in which you battle through predetermined situations."

becomes

"Event game, revival! !
This fights with the situation which is set, the game for the one person."

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"Two Trouble Kings"

becomes

"Annoyance Daio of Cover" (.....uhhh wut?)

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"Destroy all the terrain in Skyworld!
Wario both gets in the way and helps out?"

becomes

"In the sky boundary, break all topographies!
Wario is the disturbance, is help?"

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And my personal favorite...

"Punch to pummelpummelpummelpummel!" (Yes thats on the English site)

becomes

"Punch repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting!" !

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And this... well this just made me chuckle: