Famous fanboys of the PSTriplez,
Sony Defense Force are at it again, this time 'reviewing' Mass Effect, for mass lulz:
graphics = god awful
frame rate = awful
shooting = god awful
noise filter = makes me want to kill someone
pacing = very slow
controls = almost bearable
most planets = barren and dull
story = generic
Not sure how this game is getting 9s in some publications, but then again we aren�t an ad-driven site so who knows? Expect a full review if I decide to finish the game (we don�t review games we don�t finish).
So how much of DToid is laughing their asses off right now, besides me?
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