SDF is at it again.. Lawdy lawdy lawdy..

Famous fanboys of the PSTriplez, Sony Defense Force are at it again, this time 'reviewing' Mass Effect, for mass lulz:

graphics = god awful
frame rate = awful
shooting = god awful
noise filter = makes me want to kill someone
pacing = very slow
controls = almost bearable
most planets = barren and dull
story = generic

Not sure how this game is getting 9s in some publications, but then again we aren’t an ad-driven site so who knows? Expect a full review if I decide to finish the game (we don’t review games we don’t finish).

So how much of DToid is laughing their asses off right now, besides me?

[via SDF]