LONG BLOG
Only the Poor Hate Lootboxes - A Long Haiku
I Purchased the High Ground
The box of loot beckons
The smell of skins is sickly sweet
Money is never an issue
An option for gamers provided
Time is fleeting and cash is flush
Gotta get that rifle decal
The poor and weak object
But for one who’s purse doth overfloweth
Happiness is bought for whales
1.99 for an unlock key
A bargain if you aren’t a homeless
Fuck me it’s another spray
Gamblor demands a golden sacrifice
Moths in the wallet of uneducated goobers
Icons and voice lines forsooth
Petty cries of economy ignored
But Blizzard set the store prices themselves
Buy it all and smile
Pay to win is capitalism
Penniless don’t deserve to compete on leaderboards
Get a job smelly hippie
Bankrupt myself for Mercy skin
Flying angel is hotter in neon pink
Feels like I’m alive again
Press X to pay respects
Piece meal downloadable content is dead again
Box it up and charge
Spin the wheel of mayhem
Pick the wicked wango card of possibility
A duplicate is fair reward
My gun is slightly different
Your gun has default green camo fucking peasant
My shaft stiffens and throbs
The box of loot beckons
The smell of skins is sickly sweet
I can finally buy everything
- Guerrilla
- #Icarus
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About Guerrillaone of us since 12:30 AM on 02.28.2016
What can I even tell you? My favourite video games in no particular order? Fine.
Bioshock
Timesplitters 2
Bloodborne
Super Mario World
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Persona 4
Dragon Quest VIII
Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door
Resident Evil 4
Skies of Arcadia
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Rocket League
Gundam Breaker 3
Pokemon Crystal
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Final Fantasy IX
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Hitman: Blood Money
Mega Man 4
Fallout: New Vegas
Mario Kart: Double Dash
Dishonored 2
Dark Souls
Nier: Automata
Bioshock
Timesplitters 2
Bloodborne
Super Mario World
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Persona 4
Dragon Quest VIII
Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door
Resident Evil 4
Skies of Arcadia
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Rocket League
Gundam Breaker 3
Pokemon Crystal
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Final Fantasy IX
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Hitman: Blood Money
Mega Man 4
Fallout: New Vegas
Mario Kart: Double Dash
Dishonored 2
Dark Souls
Nier: Automata