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God Told Me I Suck So I Started A Blog.


The internets box said that God thinks I suck! LOL! That's so funny I'm making a blog post about it! I'm a barely-legal moderately hot chick so please leave me lots of comments about what you'd like to do to me with your penis. Also, the Wii is a gimmick only soccer moms buy, all 360s fail because M$ is the Great Satan, and PS3 has no games and is only for retards with too much money. Have you seen that YouTube about the crazy Tetris player!?!

I'm resolved to spend less of my free time on the internet bitching about games and more time actually playing them, so I've been pretty engrossed in Metroid Prime 3 lately. Just got to the Pirate Homeworld and snagged the X-Ray Visor. A friend of mine who works at a video store picked up Carnival Games used for me, and I have to say I've actually been enjoying it quite a bit. The games are simple but addictive, and for the most part control pretty well. The fake Miis you make are hideous, but luckily there's a ton of unlockable costume pieces you can use to cover him or her up. If you can get the game for free like I did, I highly recommend it.

I swear this week I'm finally going to order the parts I need to fix my computer so I don't have to deal with loaner laptops anymore. Having been forced to recently do my computating with a seven-year-old Sony Vaio running Windows ME, I can safely say I know exactly how survivors of the Holocaust felt.

Here's a YouTube from some lameass brother of mine who never posts on Dtoid because he's so much of a lameass.

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About Mxyzptlkone of us since 11:08 AM on 11.10.2006

Aaron "Mxy" Yost was an admin for the Dtoid Forums, and hosted/produced the Radio Destructoid podcast with some of the other Dtoid community managers. He also has a dark secret that must never be revealed, lest the world be split asunder.

Pronunciation: "Miks-yez-pit-lik" Most people just pronounce it "Mixie" for short.

I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest.

I am a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

I'm not sorry for the things I've said. There's a wild man in my head.

I am two with nature.

I'm a bird who doesn't sing because I have an answer, I sing because I have a song.

I mostly come at night... Mostly.

I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you.

I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for

I'm like, you know... this guy.

You should listen to Radio Destructoid! It's the best podcast ever, except for those other ones that are better.

Ben and I make videos. You love them and want to subscribe to our YouTube channel:

FOOTBALL!!! Blitz: the League 2 Destructoid contest
Left 4 Dead: Interview with a Zombie
Resident Evil 5: A Lesson In Tolerance
Maniac Mansion: Requiem For a Hamster
Castle Crashers Outtakes (Terminator Contest)
Left 4 Dead 2: Interview with a Zombie 2
L4D2 Interview 2 Outtakes
Using Adrenaline in Left 4 Dead 2
The Man-lympics
The Man-lympics Outtakes and Bonus Footage
The Package
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 1
Project Mario Vlog: Episode 2

You can also listen to our ravings about geek culture every week on Airport Road: The Podcast!

My Web 2.0s:
Guitar Hero
Rock Band

Licensed Games That Don't Entirely Suck:
#1: DuckTales
#2: Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
#3: The Super Star Wars Trilogy
#4: The Dungeons & Dragons Arcade Games
#5: The Warriors

Wii Code: 8534 9943 5696 5337
SSB Brawl Code: 2750-0776-6751
Mario Kart Wii Code: 2363-6044-4563

Much love to domataos for my cblog banner, itemforty for my avatar, and The GHost for my DToid card, as well as every single Dtoider out there for helping to make this the best community on the Interwebs.
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