I'm writing this from the Wii browser, so no random hyperlinks or pictures of Jesus riding a dinosaur. Sorry to disappoint.
Here's the situation: I have 700 Wii points left, and for a few weeks now I've been mildly tempted to download Splatterhouse for the VC. I'm well aware that I'll blow through the title in an hour or so, and it's not the deepest game out there. I remember it being mindless fun though back in the day, and am in the mood for that sort of thing right now. I won't be able to add enough points to get Super Metroid until payday, so that's out. What say you Internets? You control my destiny, you lucky devils.
In other news, I've had a constant slight headache for the past three days. Just bad enough to be annoying. I give it another three days and I take a power drill to the temple like that guy in Pi. Thought you should know.