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Last night I was messing around with Bloodborne, trying to get all the chalice dungeons put to bed and Queen Yharnam taken to funkytown for my Four in February. 

Things weren't going too well. For a start, I'd spent the last hour looking for the Defiled Chalice, only to find out that it was already in my inventory and it got renamed the Cursed And Defiled Chalice in a patch (I guess From decided the game wasn't QUITE miserable enough yet and needed some fine tuning.

After I'd finished screaming pissflaps at the universe and throwing the controller repeatedly at the couch, I ended up fighting the Watchdog of the Old Lords, only to find out that it had a barely-telegraphed AoE attack that could one-shot me. So enough of that, I figured, and that's how I ended up playing Beyond Eyes.

This fox: Fuck it also, probably

Or, you know. I might finish off Never Alone, just to see if the fucking fox dies.

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About Dalek Sexone of us since 3:11 PM on 02.27.2013

Z list internet comic. I have worked on stuff for podcasts like What A Fool Believes, We Are The Lolocaust, The Monday Movie Show and The Gamescast. I named myself while I was blogging for Tachyon TV. There is a Dr. Who character called "Dalek Sec," only I made it a penis joke. Witty.

I have a Youtube channel where I play terrible mobile games. Sometimes I write and sing funny songs, like the Tailspin theme I rewrote to be about Jonathan Holmes.

Every print magazine and most of the websites I have ever written for have collapsed pyrotechnically within months, making me the Typhoid Mary of games journalism.

I used to write and manage the front page of Encyclopedia Dramatica when it was still good (pre-2008).

I got fired from NTSC-UK once.