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"Poké-Holmes"
[In Podtoid Episode 233: "Anal Siege 2: Analectric Boogalanal", Jim suddenly breaks into a rendition of the Pokémon theme song about Jonathan Holmes. This was shortly before the moratorium on "anal talk" because it was starting to ruin Holmes' life. Nevertheless, I found it too amazing not to be written down.]
Jonathan! Gotta catch him!
It's just you an me. Your ass is my destiny!
Jonathan! Ohhhh, you're my best friend, I wanna finger your rear-end.
Jonathan! Gotta catch him! My heart's so true! (I need you to see me poo)
You touch me and I'll touch you, Jon-a-than! Gotta catch him, gotta touch his...balls.
Jonathan-than-than...
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About Dr Melone of us since 10:58 PM on 01.31.2012
Hello, curious browser. I've been a reader of Dtoid for several years now and continue to enjoy the unique sense of community around these parts. I think I'll stick around, if ya don't mind.