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No Assassin's Creed in 2016, according to early reports


It's slowing! The beast is finally slowing!

According to Kotaku, early reports (read: what 4chan/v/ says) is that the next 'Screed game, apparently set in Egypt and producing under the working title AC Empire, could be out as late as 2017.

Is it true? Is the monster limping? Have the efforts of small time curmudgeons such as myself, trotting along beside it and firing Crag shots at its head, finally brought its hit points low enough for the capture? Quickly, everybody! No time to lose! Someone with a heavy bowgun that has crouching fire on Pierce L2 get underneath it! The rest of us, work on it's legs with hammers! Tonight there will be plates and rubies for all!

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About Dalek Sexone of us since 3:11 PM on 02.27.2013

Z list internet comic. I have worked on stuff for podcasts like What A Fool Believes, We Are The Lolocaust, The Monday Movie Show and The Gamescast. I named myself while I was blogging for Tachyon TV. There is a Dr. Who character called "Dalek Sec," only I made it a penis joke. Witty.

I have a Youtube channel where I play terrible mobile games. Sometimes I write and sing funny songs, like the Tailspin theme I rewrote to be about Jonathan Holmes.

Every print magazine and most of the websites I have ever written for have collapsed pyrotechnically within months, making me the Typhoid Mary of games journalism.

I used to write and manage the front page of Encyclopedia Dramatica when it was still good (pre-2008).

I got fired from NTSC-UK once.