Yeah yeah, it's been a couple weeks since I last blogged
. I've been really busy wrestling tigers
in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh
. And if you think "wrestling tigers
in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh" is a clever euphemism for "fucking tigers
in the nude while traveling in Bangladesh", well then... wait, what the hell is wrong with you? Seriously...
Anyway, while I was away on my Thai sex tour
stuff happened. I'm just assuming, because stuff generally happens when you're busy exploiting underage transsexuals
. But I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to show off the bitching present my friend Ben picked up for me. It's a DC Direct Mr. Mxyzptlk
soft toy, which goes perfectly with the DC Direct Bat-mite
I won a few years back for being more awesome at video games than the rest of my friends.
Here's a picture of me with my Mxyzptlk doll.
Here's a picture of me making a retard face with my Mxyzptlk doll.
And here's a picture of me eating my cat.
Not pictured: Me cutting a hole in the bottom of my Mxyzptlk doll for sexual gratification
Because my friend Ben
got me such a bitching present, I suggest you all go check out his site
and watch some of their retarded videos. If you like them, they'll send you a free DVD. Seriously. And beware of Dragon Bears
: Turns out Ron beat me to those tigers.