I somehow have the ability to give 34 faps.

HELLO DEAREST FELLOW READERS.

My name is Zombie Orwell. You may know me from such legendary Cblogs as Help I Can't Find My Jar Of Pickles and I Somehow Have The Ability To Give 34 Faps. Well, I'm back again sort of like Eminem except I didn't nearly die from an overdose of prescription pills.

[Speaking of rap, Dr Dre just released Compton. Buy it.]

I've noticed that lots of people are complaining and discussing and fellating about the recent changes to the Cblogs. So I thought I would take this time to address you all in the fullness of time, that we might beat on, boats against the current, etc.

I made these changes to the Cblog System Thing after several centuries of contemplation and field testing. I always liked the Cblogs, but I never was able to devise a system that would give me 34 times the power of normal undeceased humans.

So I devised the new Cblog System Thing in order to respond to this travesty of justice.

Now that I have given myself the ability to fap 34 times per blog post, you had better believe I will abuse the living fuck out of this system until I decide to change it again.

In the meantime I will be fapping until my hands fall off.

Your leader,
Zombie Orwell

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Zombie Orwell   

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Elsa   165

Steven Hansen   55

Tarvu   41

Zombie Orwell   34

Jinx 01   26

ooktar   9

RenaudB90   9

vxxy   6

Kris S   5

Robo Panda Z   4

EAPidgeon   4

Cynric Cyning   2

Mr Grips   1

Dreamweaver   1

GodEmperor Paige   1

touchofkiel   1

Zurrix   1

Gajknight   1

Matt I Guess   1

Oridan   1

Occams   1

Marcel Hoang   1

Farenheit   1