*In a terrible Doctor Nick voice* HI EVERYBODY!
So in case you haven't noticed, Destructoid is in the middle of a redesign right now. Real talk: I wasn't initally a fan of it when Niero first rolled it out. However, as the week's been going on, I've been warming up to it. Granted, a lot of it is either not working properly or is being worked on, but I imagine after all the kinks are ironed out, everything will be back to the way it was. After all, Rome wasn't built in a day.
But that's not why I'm here. I have many ideas for stuff that I want to write (including a month long celebration of Mario to commerate Super Mario Bros. 30th anniversary), but with the site being in the transition phase it is right now, I don't really feel like writing anything too major due to fears that something might go wrong, like the site crashes or someone sticks their dick in the server. At the same time, I also want to have something on the c-blogs for people to read and look at. So with everything going on, now's the perfect time to do an "Ask Me Anything", or AMA for you young people in the audience.
So I'm going to assume most of you know how this works, but for those of you who don't, just ask me anything, it doesn't matter what it is. It can be serious, silly, profound, whatever. Just ask me a question, and I'll answer it the best I can. Granted, I don't how many people will see this due to the site being a weird transition phase, but we'll see how it goes. I'm not some celebrity or big name personality, nor am I some old fart who's been around the block before. I'm just some stupid 26 year old trying to find his place in this strange, terrifying, and beautiful thing we call life. I don't have all the answers (or any answers, if I'm being honest here) to life's burning questions, but maybe by doing this AMA, we as a community can find the answers to these questions and unravel life's greatest mysteries.
Or maybe we'll just post pictures of Gardevoir and talk about touching each other's butts. That's fine too. Ask away!