Don't you see how weird that looks?
This week on Tales from the Podcast: Kim thinks that works, but I'm pretty sure that June Cleaver didn't have an opinion on garbage randos that are too stupid to PTFO and refuse to GTFO. Imagine the idyllic, technicolor class of fictional suburbia, combined with yelling shit at XxJuNkInDaTr0nK420xX because they're 3 and 17 in TDM. You can't do both. Not at the same time. It's too weird. It should really be more like "Golly gee, mister! We oughta get B if, it's not too much trouble." shouldn't it? Or maybe some curiosity about why there are videogames in the kitchen, because you could get away with that sort of thing back then. Plus you've really got to consider that all those bad thoughts about people on the internet would have Bill Mumy send you into the cornfield like that jack-in-the-box guy.
Now that I've written that, I really wish there were games in my kitchen so I could screw around without all the walking back and forth. I just barely get to doing whatever in a game and then I need to go back and stir something again. What a hassle. Trev
Welcome to the Playstation side of Friday Night Fights! Every Friday, members of the community get together online to play games and all you need to join is a user account. Down below, you'll find a list of games that we'll play tonight along with the times they'll start, the people that you should hit up for invites, and any other information that you may need.
If you want to play, leave a comment with the games from the schedule you want to play and your PSN name. You should also send a PSN friend request to the host and mention your username here in the message so they know you're one of the cool people and not just some random friend request.
If your favorite game isn't on the schedule, host it yourself! You just need to give us the game, start time, and your PSN name so people know what, when and who. It's also wise to list DLC requirements, game or server names, and anything else people might need to join just so you don't need to message it to everyone individually. Last minute additions in the comments here are fine, but games can also be added earlier in the week by visiting the forums and finding the thread with the coming Friday's date. Adding a game there ensures it's on the blog from the moment it goes up.
BlazBlue: Chrono Phantasma Clockwork 7:00pm Clockwork-Zombie Hopefully this time with actual semi-functional internet.
The Last Of Us Remastered Bananners 8:00pm Nanashi707
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Mary Tyler Kim 9:00pm KymikoLoco Only takes five hours to cook a roast!
Battlefield 4 Ninny-nans 10:00pm Nanashi707
Starhawk Fran Nansenjammer 12:00am Nanashi707
Today, this would have to be the Triggerwarning Van Triggerwarning Show.