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Your new Community Playdate Manager is a twat.



See that guy? He's a cartoon character stupids. He was an avatar used by a guy known as PhilKenSebben around here. Phil is gone now. RIP you username chosen in a moment of great fucked upitude. I'm the asshole behind that username and avatar though. My real name is Michael Martin and I'm your new Community Playdate Manager. I am honored to have this position at a place I've called home for years. You all have been so amazing to me and I want to return that love tenfold. I have some huge fucking shoes to fill in, what with me taking over for Cold William/ChillyBilly/Awesome Pants McFace. I hope I am up to the task. I mean, I think I am. I have some awesome (I think so at least) ideas to get FNF popping more, those are percolating and once I clear them with the boss man M. Randall Dixon, you'll hear and see them. I also want to see more streaming as well (I personally broadcast on Steam now, soon to be on Twitch for PC/XB1 as well) and most importantly, I want to hear what you guys want to see for FNF/Streaming/Etc. After all, there is no "I" in community.... wait.... shit. Well, there goes that little thingy mabobber I was trying to do. Moving on....


FNF have been a staple around here for years. We all love them, we participate in them, but I feel they have almost become a ghost town lately. I don't say that like it's anyones fault or anything, but why is that? Please tell me. I know many of us play together a lot. We have our groups and clicks, etc. Yet sign-ups are lacking. People want more games hosted, yet they aren't hosting games. Once again, I ask you folks why? What do you want to see happen with them? Is there a way I can make this easier for you? What will draw you in? What can I do to get those pants off and show you a good time? This is now my mission. I am going to be hounding you all to see what you want from me and from FNF in general. I'm going to show you more awesome streamers, I'm going to personally provide my own streams (don't.... go... there.... Mike.... dammit...HA HAAAAA URINE!), I'm going to host more games and stop just hosting unknown indies and COD. Well, I'm still going to do those. I'm just going to diversify my bonds more.


Bottom line in this is: I'm a twat. Aways was. I'm a front page twat now though. But I'm your front page twat now. Enter me. Feel me. Use me. Fill me with happy meal toys and make me push them out onto a bear skin rug by candlelight. FNF are about us coming together (in a circle with Barry Manilow playing) and playing games. I want to get to know more of you and hear your ideas. Please, don't be shy. Leave a comment below, telling me what you want to see. If you must be shy, that's ok too. Just don't hesitate to email me at [email protected] or PM me. Most importantly let's have some fun and play more damn games together.

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About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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