10 Things You Have No Interest In Learning about TheCiderMan!

It's actually only like five or something. I know, I'm a shithouse.


Aloha Toid-bros (and bras too natch).

It's been a hecka-long time since I've really done anything on Destructoid but I figure it was time to come crawling back like the worm I am. So inspired this fuckin' hotness I've decided to bang out a quickie "10 Things"  list.

So sit down kids and if you're not careful you might just learn something!

You won't. That was just me being a dick.



1. I'm yet another attempted writer.

Despite not writing much here blog-wise I've actually been more active in other parts of the web. I've been the "Geek" editor for two different LGBTQ lifestyle sites. One is even pretty well known these days. I enjoyed it, although never quite sure the brand of content I wrote and featured really meshed with the site's wider sensibilities. Quel dommage.

Alongside that I work hard on a couple of novels that I would never wish to try and explain to you good folk I'm not a monster.

2. I am a gay.

Yeah I know, not particularly interesting but I panicked thinking I wouldn't have ten things worth mentioning so this one always feels like a nice, lazy seat-filler.

Admittedly I don't even really hold much stock in it-I actively avoid pretty much all stereotypes often seeing myself as closer to a "straight" (whatever the hell that means) dude who likes dude-butt really. However, it has been if not the cause then at least deeply linked to some of the most profound events in my life for good or ill. It's not the biggest part of who I am but it's never been something I've ever felt ashamed of wanted to wish away.

Also, cocks.






6. Coming up with 10 things is much harder than anticipated.

So I'mma finish this bad boy off later. Meantime I'm gonna spend a few hours staring at the update bar for FFXIV inch across my screen sliver by sliver. Yay shoddy connections!

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