Free things can be yours

My transcriptionist has completed work on Episode 1 of Kilonova Complex (available on Kobo and Amazon).� It's serial fiction in the sci fi (meaning Science Fience) genre. There's a description in the comments section below.

Episode 2 will be ready to conquer the world on April 16, 2014. That's 16 April, 2014 if you live outside the United States.

Haha. Joke.

Where was I? Yes, indeeds. Brandon (the transcriptionist) knows that you want it inside of you.�

But it is extremely expensive at .99 USD. And he understands that you need that extra dollar to get approximately .3 grams of psychoactive drugs. Yes, yes. We understand. So here's the deal.

You can receive Ep. 1 of Kilonova Complex for free. Here's how:

Comment below expressing your interest in writing an honest review on the book's Amazon or Kobo page. The author will email you a PDF, you will read it and shit happiness out of your bowels, you will review the book (preferably while high on your hallucinogens), and then we conquer the world.

Do this thing.

Your leader,
Zombie Orwell

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Zombie Orwell   

Mxyzptlk   1

Jon Bloodspray   1

Elsa   1

Occams   1

PhilKenSebben   1

M Randy   1

ShadeOfLight   1

Steven Hansen   1

Seagull King   1