RWBY Episode 13+14 Review: Forever Fail

You know I'll admit sometimes being the negative review guy of RWBY is kind of like being a small beetle trying to shout at a tornado... in space.

Still I do hope someone out there realizes just what is wrong here.

What is wrong here mind is that a quarter of the fucking episodes have been wasted on this retarded, shitty, pointless, pile of putrid puss piss that they call a subplot!

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Now then I think this time I'm just going to go over everything I have to talk about in list format.

- Bully Mcfucknuggets is starting to sound like a shitty version of Benny from New Vegas as if I didn't have enough reasons to hate him.
- The rooms really are coed so really hope someone has contraceptives at that school. Seriously the fuck Ozpin?
- No one does shit when the fact Mcfucknuggets is extorting Jaune is more obvious than Blake being a cat chick.
- Mcfucknuggets isn't even creative in what he has Jaune do. It is the same generic write my essay and get me prank shit every other show fucking does. Hell you could have at least had Mcfucknuggets secretly be a gangster or something interesting but no essay writing.
- Why didn't Nora break is legs?
- No what he has on Jaune doesn't matter for so far I'm pretty sure Ozpin knows and doesn't give a fuck. He moved someone ahead of schooling by two years because they beat up some robbers in the first episode remember? Ozpin clearly gives not even two fucks about the rules and regulations.
- Ruby finally gets lines. Unfortunately they are generic speech giving about being a liter and trying to shove her being "cute" down or fucking throats.
- Forever fall looks like the location from the Black trailer but is being wasted on shitty bully subplot.
- Mcfucknuggets wants revenge or some shit on Pyrrha for stupid macho bullshit.
-�I'm starting to get sick of how fucking confusing the spelling of Pyrrha's name is.
-�Jaune doesn't even get to hit Mcfucknuggets because of surprise Ursa attack.
- Ursa draws no blood nor in any way cripples Mcfucknuggets. Bad monster do better next time.
- All of Mcfucknuggets have the exact same run cycle and move at the exact same rate.
- What the fuck is with this stat screen bullshit I still don't get it.
- The shitty save the bully clich� is in full effect here people.
- No I don't care if the fight scene has good animation or not Monty Oum has been animating action scenes for years I don't give him points for that alone anymore.
- Finally despite killing the Ursa maybe being a chance for Jaune�to be a man and kick some ass it is ruined by the kill apparently needing Pyrrha to reveal she is fucking Magneto to help him. You know instead of just letting him have the kill and not introducing more special super power bullshit I have to keep track of. Seriously the fuck. Also the joke they tried wasn't even funny.
- Pancakes.
- Jaune still doesn't get that Pyyrha wants the "D" and I feel it is going to get dragged out to the edge of the universe until he gets it.

So over all I'm pissed and the final two episodes have to make me see everything as a golden rainbow and make it so all food tastes like the most delicious chocolate for me to even think of having a net positive reaction to this series.

I really wish it hadn't come to this.

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