Browsing through the recycle shops of rural Japan, I get a regular lesson in old school Japanese gaming consoles and games. I would have considered myself an expert in the North American sense, but after a couple rounds through the Dopos and Hard-Offs (actual name), I have never felt so clueless. I knew of a few of the more offbeat Japanese exclusives as far as consoles went, but occasionally one manages to fall into your lap that has you both cursing your ineptitude as a scholarly retro gamer and thanking your lucky stars that no one else spotted it first:

LOOK WHO CAME: