I've noticed a few people �taking some of the recent reviews on Destructoid a bit too seriously lately, and have drafted a few quick survival tips for those with sensitive posteriors. And I'm such a nice guy, I'm giving these few tips for free! Don'ts:
#1 Don't say the review is worthless because it doesn't match the average review score. Expecting that all reviews to be the same is a stupid thing to do and is makes it oh so easy for assholes like me to to troll you back.
LOOK WHO CAME: