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Slayer-Quest analysis : Digimon and his weird relationship with poop
Oh Digimon.
I loved Digimon more than Pokemon at that time and I still love it more.
It has more action, more characters and it was more darker than Pokemon in some aspects.
And it has a lot of monster by the way.
I mean, WTF ? with the poop in digimon
I mean, in the game you have a Poop Bar.
Because as any living creature, your giant monster need to go to the toilet sometimes.
In the game, the poop is something that you have to be aware, because if that poop bar is filled (yes, insert all the jokes that you want later) your digimon would evolve into a Sukamon a really crappy digimon (He is a giant golden piece of poop)
Another weird thing is well.
Anybody remember The episode 24 "No question, Please" ?
Well this is the episode in when the most strange things appears
First, the serie begins with Izzy and Tentomon walking on sunshine when Demidevimon appears and try to make them fall into a trap by using some bizarre signs.
They are fake signs but really, or that are the worst lies of all (except for the cliff of poop) or just the world of digimon is weirder than we thought.
Once that Izzy and tentomon falls in the bottomless trap hole, demidevimon appears in front of vademon offering him a payment of if he can bring him the digivice and the crest of Izzy.
And what's the kind of payment?
Well, is no more than big pile "you guessed"
Man, you think that this blog can't get weirder ?
But guess what, I'm going to introduce you all the Digimons (That I know) that uses his own poop (or at least the poop of somebody) as a way to attack his opponent.
-Champion Digimons
-Numemon :
He is a slug that lives in dark places and full of moisture such as sewers or (introduce dirty joke here). Despite being a champion level Digimon, he is very weak.
Attacks :
-Nume-Sludge (ウンチ Unchi?, lit. "Poop"): Throws its own poop in order to defend itself against intruders.
-Bomber (ウンチ投げ Unchi Nage?, lit. "Poop Throw")
-Renzoku Unchi Nage (連続ウンチ投げ? lit. "Continuous Poop Throw") go figurate
-Choukyori Unchi Nage (長距離ウンチ投げ? lit. "Long-range Poop Throw")
-Chou Akushū Funsha (超悪臭噴射? lit. "Super Stinky Spray")
-Smash
Sukamon :
He is a very dumb Digimon that always go with a Chuumon, that works as a external conscience, he lives in the sewers of the digiworld
Attacks
-Bomber (ウンチ投げ Unchi Nage?, lit. "Poop Throw"): Throws several sludge bombs at opponents.
-Smash (Yakekuso Smash, lit. "Desperate Smash")
-Poop (ウンチ Unchi?)
-Dappun Pheromone (脱糞フェロモン Dappun Feromon?, lit. "Defecation Pheromone"): Releases a pheromone that affects the opponent's bowels.
Platinum Sukamon
A metalic mutation of Sukamon and stronger than a averange Sukamon.
Attacks
-Metal Bomber (Rare Metal Unchi, lit. "Rare Metal Poop")
-Smash (Unchi Slider, lit. "Poop Slider")
Vegiemon
It's a vegetal digimon that use his giant mouth and ivy hands to destroy his enemies. they generally live in jungles.
Attacks
-Compost Bomber (ウンチ投げ Unchi Nage?, lit. "Poop Throw"): Shoots several compost poop at opponent.
-Stink Jet (超悪臭噴射 Chou Akushū Funsha?, lit. "Super Stinky Spray"): Unleashes a stinky breath attack.
-Ultimate level Digimons
-King Sukamon
He is not a playable Digimon, but he has some major role in the games like turn your sukamon into his prior form.
-Mega level Digimons
Garbagemon
It was once a trash can on a desktop computer, but gained life and evolved into a Digimon. Unlike Sukamon or another mutant digimon that uses poop to attack, this guy is pretty strong
Attacks
-Junk Chunker (Poop Bazooka): Fires poop from its bazooka.
-Dirty Saucer : use his trash can to create a black hole.
Platinumnumemon.
The legends were true my friends, there's a platinumnumemon (contain your gasp) He was once (Once!) a normal Numemon until he took some mineral extracts, that changed his color and appearance, creating a numemon more powerful than any other.
Attacks :
-Platinum Burp : PlatinumNumemon releases a large, loud belch which spews forth a very unpleasant odor.
-Jumbo Tongue : PlatinumNumemon lashes out at the enemy with its massive, extendable tongue.
-Nume-Sludge: PlatinumNumemon throws a wad of icky stick poop at its enemy, potentially paralyzing them :
-Platinum Nume-Sludge : PlatinumNumemon throw a wad of hard metal poop at its enemy, potentially causing them to flinch
-Feather Guard: PlatinumNumemon curls its wings around itself to defend against
-Platinum Barracade: PlatinumNumemon summons a wall of metal poop to defend againt elemental attacks
Goldnumemon
The poop just got real. As if a platinumnumemon wasn't enough, now we have a golden (supersaiyan maybe) Numemon. He is Numemon that instead of taking a platinum mineral, he took a golden mineral that changed his life of a normal Numemon forever. Pray for not encountering one of these.
Attacks :
-Goldurian Rush : GoldNumemon showers the area with golden feathers which act as power spires to bolster its attacks.
-Jumbo Tongue : GoldNumemon lashes out at the enemy with its massive, extendable tongue.
-Nume-Sludge: GoldNumemon throws a wad of icky stick poop at its enemy, potentially paralyzing them :
-Golden Nume-Sludge : GoldNumemon throw a wad of hard metal poop at its enemy, potentially causing them to flinch
-Feather Guard: GoldNumemon curls its wings around itself to defend against
-Golden Barracade: GoldNumemon summons a wall of metal poop to defend againt elemental attacks
Final Analysis
Yes, digimon is more strange than pokemon, and to be honest, this is something that works pretty good, but it also fails sometimes.
But to be fair this is the first time that I see monsters using his own poop to fight
It's doesn't work, or at least I never saw a very powerful poop attack.
And just because I'm new here, I not gonna mess with the rules so I won't say sh%t, but you can do it.
So tell me.
What's your opinion of this ?
You have some jokes to tell me ?
Are thinking in make a monster that use his poop to fight ?
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