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Scary Granules Episode 4 : Space Lobster

This week's episode is all about Feminist Lovecraftian Sparkles.

You're so hawt for me right?

Panza is multiple Panzas and Glowbear is sober. Seriously!

We talk about the usual, damning issues of life such as gaming, films, make some suggestions and as usual have a special topic segment lined up: This week we focus on films that have plotlines which would make no sense in real life and which would almost always lead to inprisonment and not the sexy kind.

omg stop fapping already I have feelings

We also make a brief reference to the #1reasonwhy hashtag, which isn't really a seperate topic because it deals with that seemingly never changing age-ol' aggro of sexism within the industry.

So join us this week for a lively (ahahaha), vampiric (ahahaha) loveltcrafted (seewhatIdidthere?) episode of Scary Granules.

Scary Granules Episode 4 - Space Lobster

DOWNLOAD HERE - http://sdrv.ms/WBr45B

Movie Suggestion of the Week:

Dragon Fighter

This is one of those films that is universal in it's amazingness and above all else Dean Cainess. You all want a Dean Cain film featuring Dean Cain and supported by a cast of Dean Cain, well now you have it. Only this time it's more Dean Cain than you can handle...with dragons!
Enlighten your movie experience and let Dean Cain fill your buffholes.

As always your feedback and erotic elbow pictures are welcomed.

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About Scary Granulesone of us since 7:39 AM on 11.17.2012

Scary Granules is a podcast about videogames, movies and generally all things horror, not to mention a frightening journey deep into the twisted psyches of two people who frankly should have been certified by now.

If you like an hour and a half of nonsense poured into your ears then you've come to the right place!

Name us and we shall have power no more:

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Questions/abuse/rants to

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Echoes from the past:

Saying Herro
Episode 1
All About the Irelands!
Episode 2
Hey Tash What ya Connin'?
Episode 3
Space Lobster
Episode 4
In Which the Panties get Moist
Episode 5
The Christmas Special
Episode 6
Pancake Space Marines
Episode 7
The Arthouse Special
Episode 8
Little Kebab Shop of Horrors
Episode 9
Rub it on mah face
Episode 10
Birdman's Vagina Special!
Episode 11
Taking it up the Perry Mason
Episode 12
Hairy White Mexican Down
Episode 13
DeRezzed Special (2013)
Episode 14
Attack of the Stevil!
Episode 15
Hayden Christensen ate my dog
Episode 16
The Lust of Spock
Episode 17
Now Wash Dem Hands
Episode 18
Graceful in Bed
Episode 19
Armored Core Dildos
Episode 20
France is Creepy
Episode 21
Ellen Page in a Sailor Suit
Episode 22
Glowbear gets Willy Whispered
Episode 23
Attack of the Tentacle Monsters
Episode 24
The Clickety Clack 25th Special!
Episode 25
Buck Rogers Special!!!
Episode 26
Peter Molyneux's pants are on fire
Episode 27
Let the titties shake free
Episode 28

You can also download them all Here.