I have a lot of games that I have never finished. I am going to finish them and write about it.
Deal with it. Just like I have to deal with this
cat on my
lap as I'm writing.
Look at it! It doesn't
care.
Just like I have come not to care for the amount of unfinished games I have. Here's the list:
Xbox 360 Enchanted Arms
Dungeon Siege III
You Don't Know Jack
L.A. Noire
Bayonetta
Fez
Playstation 3 Dead Space
The Saboteur
Motorstorm
Call of Duty: MW3
Retro City Rampage
Outland
Infamous
Playstation 2 The Mark of Kri
Dance Dance Revolution Supernova
Playstation Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy II
PSP Tekken 6
Half-Minute Hero
FIFA 09
LEGO Batman
Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
Wii Super Mario Galaxy
No More Heroes
3DS Super Mario 3D Land
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition
Mutant Mudds
DS Scribblenauts
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
Pok�mon Black
Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen
Pro Evolution Soccer 2008
Gamecube Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds
Megaman X Command Mission
Super Monkey Ball 2
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Game Boy Advance Golden Sun
Sword of Mana
Lunar Legend
Riviera: The Promised Land
Mario Kart: Super Circuit
Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
Mario vs. Donkey Kong
F-Zero: Maximum Velocity
Warioland 4
Metroid Fusion
Kirby & The Amazing Mirror
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Nintendo 64 Goldeneye 007
Quake
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
Game Boy The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
NES The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Donkey Kong Jr.
Ice Climber
Balloon Fight
Excitebike
NES Open Tournament Golf
Wrecking Crew
Metroid
Dreamcast Crazy Taxi
Soul Calibur
NHL 2K
World Series Baseball 2K1
NBA 2K
Genesis Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Sonic & Knuckles
Sonic 3D Blast
Sonic Spinball
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
Alien Soldier
Gunstar Heroes
Landstalker: The Treasures of King Nole
Light Crusader
Shining Force
Shining Force II
Shining in the Darkness
Streets of Rage
Streets of Rage 2
Wonder Boy III: Monster Lair
The Revenge of Shinobi
PC Alan Wake
Aquaria
Assassin's Creed
Atom Zombie Smasher
Battlefield: Bad Company 2
Beyond Good & Evil
BIT.TRIP RUNNER
Bone: Out from Boneville
Bone: The Great Cow Race
Borderlands
Braid
Breath of Death VII
Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
Cave Story+
Cogs
Commander Keen Complete Pack
Crayon Physics Deluxe
Cthulhu Saves the World
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
Dead Island
Doom
Doom II: Hell on Earth
Final Doom
Doom 3
Dungeon Defenders
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Fallout
Fallout 2
Fallout Tactics
Far Cry
Far Cry 2
FTL: Faster Than Light
Gish
Grand Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto II
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto IV
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Gratuitous Space Battles
Half-Life
Half-Life 2 (incluing Eps. 1 and 2)
Hammerfight
Heretic: Shadow of the Serpent Riders
HeXen: Beyond Heretic
HeXen II
IL-2 Sturmovik: 1946
Jamestown
Left 4 Dead 2
Lugaru HD
Machinarium
Magika
Medal of Honor: Allied Assault
NightSky
Osmos
Penumbra: Overture
Psychonauts
Quake
Quake II
Quake III Arena
Rayman Origins
Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Revenge of the Titans
Saints Row: The Third
Sam & Max Season 1
Sam & Max Season 2
Samorost 2
Shank
Sid Meier's Civilization III
Sid Meier's Civilization V
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Steel Storm: Burning Retribution
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
Tales of Monkey Island
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas 2
Torchlight
VVVVVV
Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventures
Wolfenstein 3D: Spear of Destiny
World of Goo
God. Dammit. 167 games.
I am the worst.
How did this happen? I blame a combination of Steam sales, indie bundles, "collecting", and lack of self-control. It's gotten to the point where I feel bad buying new games because I have the image of this
mountain of unfinished games perpetually in the back of my head.
So how do I tackle this? One at a time, my friends, one at a time. First up:
Bayonetta on the Xbox 360. I am a little over one-quarter of the way through this right now, and I am actually enjoying it. It's Japanese
as fuck. I'll probably write a more detailed post when I finish it.
Part of my motivation for actually tackling this (aside from the fact that I've been saying I would do it forever, as the stack just grew ever larger) is that I need to show myself that I can accomplish something. Following through on shit is not my strong point. It's a personal failing that I am sick of, and wish to improve upon. Sure, finishing a pile of games isn't exactly the noblest of endeavors, but I consider this to be a first step in a long process of self-improvement.
I welcome suggestions on where to go once I finish up
Bayonetta. I have started a couple of other games, namely
Borderlands and
Torchlight, so I may head there afterwards, or perhaps I can be swayed by a particularly convincing argument for something else.
Let's see what happens.
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