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It's back. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for the second annual CBlog week dedicated to our fantastic Director of Communications,
Hamza Aziz. It's time for the Revenge of Cybershark Week: This time it's personal!
In correspondence to the Discovery Channel's dull Shark Week, we will do something each day in dedication to our very own cybershark. This year things will be a tad different because
now we have prizes. Monday through Friday I will be giving away two codes for the
Shark Attack Pack for
Saints Row: The Third on Steam. These will be given out
with warning on my Twitter so be sure to follow @zomg_its_steph.
The way it will work is that I will post the following phase: "It's a shark attack!"
The first two people to respond with, "
Suck my dick. I'm a shark!" and include their Steam ID will get a code.
On top of that, we have daily activities. Below you will you find our schedule for the daily contests and rules (located at the bottom).
Sunday: Change all your profile pictures to something shark related. Facebook profiles, Steam avatars, Twitter profiles, etc... Show your support and wear it with pride.
Monday: Using the tune from the
Jaws theme song, write a little jingle in honor of Hamza. You can write it out but will get bonus points if you record yourself! (But that will not automatically make you a winner.)
Tuesday: Write an origin story for the cyberhark. It needs to be less than 500 words and build up to the glorious creation of the cybernetic beast. It can be sad, comical, a horror story...Whatever you'd like.
Wednesday: Find a shark-based video game and review it. Make sure to include how awesome it is because it features a shark.
You do not need to program the game, of course, but include a nice detailed summary of the plot, explain the gameplay, come up with a title, include an ending.
Thursday: Artists! And non-artists...Show us your skills! Make a piece of art with anything you have and submit it. It can be a drawing, macaroni picture, sculpture, or anything you want to use.
Friday: Come up with a concept for a video game. Hamza needs to be the protagonist but here is the kicker... Jim Sterling needs to be the villain and Jonathan Holmes is the damsel in distress.
Saturday: Community pick. We have till Saturday to think of something badass.
Rules: All entries for the daily contests need to be submitted before 12pm PST the day of. (Meaning Monday's entries will need to be posted here in the blog before noon on Monday.) Voting will then take place between noon until 11:59pm. The top three will get e-fame and a custom made gold, silver, or bronze badge that can be displayed in their CBlog profile to show off. Whoever manages to gain the most badges by the end of the week will get something special...Something that if I told you would not make it a surprise.
All winners will be announced in the blog but will also be notified via a message.
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