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Attention! Moar Free Games. - PC
Hi....
How you doing?
Want some free stuff meng? First taste is always freeeeeeeheheheheeee.
I'm back folks. From outer space. I got some free pc games to recommend this time. Not sure if this will be a series or what, but hopefully some folks get some enjoyment out these. Alright let's do this.
Action Fist
An oldy but a goody. Action Fist harkens back to Gunstar and Contra days. You hard/wet yet? You should be. I got this at the same time I picked up Spelunky and Ninja Senki. Like those two, I still play to this day. I love this damn game. Eye patch lady is the best too. AF can be found here.
SCP-087
Mentioned by Jim Sterling today I checked this out. What I found is something just as tense and IMO more scary than Slender. I just played for 30m and I believe I need some fresh draws (I've never typed that slang out before, hrmmm). If the crying doesn't set the mood (We all know it's better when they cry), than the claustrophobic stairs and freaky creatures will. Lights off, sound up (headphones if ya can). Start your pants soiling adventure here.
Tiny Barbarian
First off FUCK! I really wanted to write about Ark 22. A really awesome arpg in the vein of ALTtP, but I cant find a way to download it. Its like its gone from the internet. I will update when/if I find it.
Alright, Tiny Barbarian. It may be a runner up, but it's a pretty fun one. Sword swings are fluent, graphics are nice (for a retro) and it's pretty damn fun and challenging. Find it here.
That's all the hipster freebies I got for ya this week. I hope you enjoy and see you all for some capping this weekend.
PhilKenSebben 
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How you doing?
Want some free stuff meng? First taste is always freeeeeeeheheheheeee.
I'm back folks. From outer space. I got some free pc games to recommend this time. Not sure if this will be a series or what, but hopefully some folks get some enjoyment out these. Alright let's do this.
Action Fist
An oldy but a goody. Action Fist harkens back to Gunstar and Contra days. You hard/wet yet? You should be. I got this at the same time I picked up Spelunky and Ninja Senki. Like those two, I still play to this day. I love this damn game. Eye patch lady is the best too. AF can be found here.
SCP-087
Mentioned by Jim Sterling today I checked this out. What I found is something just as tense and IMO more scary than Slender. I just played for 30m and I believe I need some fresh draws (I've never typed that slang out before, hrmmm). If the crying doesn't set the mood (We all know it's better when they cry), than the claustrophobic stairs and freaky creatures will. Lights off, sound up (headphones if ya can). Start your pants soiling adventure here.
Tiny Barbarian
First off FUCK! I really wanted to write about Ark 22. A really awesome arpg in the vein of ALTtP, but I cant find a way to download it. Its like its gone from the internet. I will update when/if I find it.
Alright, Tiny Barbarian. It may be a runner up, but it's a pretty fun one. Sword swings are fluent, graphics are nice (for a retro) and it's pretty damn fun and challenging. Find it here.
That's all the hipster freebies I got for ya this week. I hope you enjoy and see you all for some capping this weekend.
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About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009
Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.
Him Roberto Planktonfied:
Him Turvey-fied:
A fucking Xeno:
His career interview by Nihil
His Community Interview
Phil on Communitoid
Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts
Fapcasts can be found here
Twitch.tv Profile
His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.
Him Roberto Planktonfied:
Him Turvey-fied:
A fucking Xeno:
His career interview by Nihil
His Community Interview
Phil on Communitoid
Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts
Fapcasts can be found here
Twitch.tv Profile
His theme from the amazing Alphadeus: