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Jebus Haiku's the News!

For want of something else to to other than ranting about all these games I can afford not to play, I thought I'd start something a little different. Every Friday or so, I will Haiku the news of the week.

Ending was hated,
Destination, not journey.
Let's change the bastard.

And the results are,
It's Victory for Retake!
Bad feeling 'bout this...

Warning consumer!
Games may cause aggressiveness...
we think. Not too sure.

for well loved high street game store,
Amazon ahoy!

Dark Souls for PC,
I didn't like Demon's Souls,
Waste of a Haiku?

Soul Reaver in a,
high def reboot, must have.
Michael Bell dammnit!

Well I've never heard,
of this Warren Specter guy,
neither has Cliffy.

Metal Gear Solid,
on 3DS underwhelms,
Jonathan Holmes. Pfft.

EA shuts servers,
bad news for The Saboteur,
No more damn nipples.

World of Warcraft, soon,
there will be a Panda class.
Not sure what to say.

Earlier report,
Warren Specter made a game,
called Deus Ex. Oh.

Steel Battalion,
comes with helmet, protects head,
and virginity.

Dated Dreamcast game,
to get HD makeover,
err, Seaman Kinect?

That's all I've got Destructoid. Hopefully, no Mass Effect 3 haikus next week.
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About The Villainthropistone of us since 10:07 AM on 08.05.2008

A gamer since the age of 4. I like pretty much all genres, and now that I can afford them, all systems. I'm looking for a new co-op game which won't suck me in for a year and a half. Please give AMD Eyefinity compatible gaming PC's generously (never mind, got one).

I would now consider myself a PC gamer primarily, but have grown up with consoles all my life. Whilst a bit of depth and plot are much appreciated, I tend to gravitate towards online FPS's and racing games.

I've been on a bit of a hiatus from posting here at the Dtoid C-Blogs, mainly due to my voluntary position at PureSophistry.com. Click the link to see my stuff.

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