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SephirothX�s Top 5 games that would be better with RoboCop


Okay, just listen to me on this one. Picture Grand Theft Auto, but instead of being one of the crime lords or working for one� you�re RoboCop instead!. You get to drive around in your awesome 80s Ford Taurus all day and stop bad guys from committing crimes as the best law enforcer ever. Crimes would just randomly play out in the streets similar to what you�d get in LA Noir or those good open-world Spider-Man games� except this would be better, because RoboCop. Of course there would be a main storyline to follow, the game cant entirely be Stay out of Trouble Simulator 2012 (or can it?), there would unquestionably be some main plot about a crime lord threatening to take over Old Detroit and likely some OCP corruption thrown in as well.

To keep gamers going there could be nice things like an experience system that could provide RoboCop with upgrades. Stuff like additional ammo, damage, enhanced armor, or cool stuff like the Cobra Assault Cannon (state of the art � bang bang) would definitely help when you need to get the job done. We�d have to make sure stupid shit like rocket-arms or jetpacks stay out of the game though, basically if it debuted in RoboCop 3 it shouldn�t be used.

Of course there would also be occasional silly things, like malfunctioning ED-209's once and a while that you have to put down too and occasional bosses like Cain or something like that. To be honest, I don't know why I'm explaining this any more... if you cant figure out why this is the best idea ever, you are clearly screwed up in the brain.

So there, 5 things that instantly become better when you add in RoboCop. This list can go on forever, no seriously it can because RoboCop literally makes everything better. Simply put, the world needs more RoboCop! And yes, I know there's a reboot movie coming out next year.
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Who am I? I'm a guy who plays video games, talks way too much about comics and movies, likes Godzilla and Robocop. Why should you read my blog? Because when I write I have fun, make up bullshit lists, and when I do get a little serious with some blogs I try to be insightful and use resources and facts to try and back up my opinion as much as I can. And if you don't follow my blog, I'll send you a picture of a sad kitten who wants some love.

Also, I tend to debate a lot and get up on a soapbox a bit from time to time. I like to debate for the sake of debating and I tend to find it fun to get other peoples perspectives on things, and sometimes I like to play devil's advocate a bit just for the sake of it. Basically, don't take me so serious sometimes even if it seems like I am being serious.

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