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The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
Once upon a time there was a little shepherd boy who looked after the sheep of a village, the boy loved spending time with the sheep, you see these were special interactive sheep, he much preferred them over the other the other, more passive forms of farm animal. Cows had really gone downhill lately and he wasn’t that into reading chickens, no, playing with the interactive sheep was where the boys passion laid.
Yes, it’s going to be one of those awful metaphor blogs.
“Ugh, there he is, moaning about some trivial bollocks again” thought the villagers.
“That little shit complains no matter what I do, why should why should I listen to this one?” thought the farmer.
“He’ll buy me anyway” thought the sheep, who was apparently sentient now.
Do you know why the woodcutter came to help Little Red Riding Hood? Because she didn’t accuse every old lady she met of being a wolf.
I warned you it’d be one of those awful metaphor blogs.
Handy 
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Yes, it’s going to be one of those awful metaphor blogs.
“Ugh, there he is, moaning about some trivial bollocks again” thought the villagers.
“That little shit complains no matter what I do, why should why should I listen to this one?” thought the farmer.
“He’ll buy me anyway” thought the sheep, who was apparently sentient now.
Do you know why the woodcutter came to help Little Red Riding Hood? Because she didn’t accuse every old lady she met of being a wolf.
I warned you it’d be one of those awful metaphor blogs.
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About Handyone of us since 1:44 PM on 09.14.2009
Welcome to the blog.... you must be bored. anyway im Handy, I'm a student in Ireland and I'm here to talk about whatever may come into my mind....so not much then.
Lets see... I’ve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now I’ve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I can’t remember a time I wasn’t playing games. Can’t say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. I’ll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.
^^^ Seriously, I wrote that like four years ago and still nothing interesting has happened.
Like everyone else on Destructoid I’m at a loss on what to fill this space with so I guess I’ll just catalogue my greatest hits, if you can call a loose collection of lists and borderline pornographic fanart “greatest hits”.
Listmania – Because liking something isn’t as important as liking it in the correct order.
Game plots that are clearly rip-offs: Part two
Gamings Greatest Slinky Invisible Women with Huge Asses
E3 Approaches: The E3 survival guide!
Something about E3: 34 things you’ll have to hear soon
Lost? Lonely? Looking for Love?
Gaming’s worst legal guardians
Gaming DIY
Valentine’s Day, Shmalentine’s.....Shmay
Get a new look at the Gaming Salon!
Hatesgiving
The NPC survival guide
Game lessons that don’t work in real life
Fanart Flops – Because you must suffer.
Fanart Flops: Back by (Un)Popular Demand
Fanart Flops: Eyebleach, I Choose You Edition
Fanart Flops: Octopus Hojo Edition
Fanart Flops: Stop Raping My Childhood Edition
Fanart Flops. (Possibly NSFW)
Wankery – The terrible results of when I pretend I’m smart.
Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath
Final Fantasy Versus Itself
Only Human
The culture Gap
Sargasm – Because I’m kind of a dick.
Darksiders 2 in a nutshell
The Boy Who Cried Wolf
How Dare You, Capcom
Death to Red Shepard!
How to make a sequel
Why FFXIII is the worst one EVAR!
The Scandalous Scam of Samit Sarkar!
In the name of SCIENCE!!!
Front page – When Destructoid has terrible lapses in judgement.
Top 12 Videogame porno parodies (NSFW)
Handy’s X-mas X-travaganza begins now!
Game plots that are clearly rip-offs
Comments of the Week: Busst Stop
Comments of the week: George Michael Warfare 3
Don’t forget Comments of the Week
Comments of the Week: Tinfoil Hat Edition
Just because.
Lets see... I’ve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now I’ve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I can’t remember a time I wasn’t playing games. Can’t say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. I’ll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.
^^^ Seriously, I wrote that like four years ago and still nothing interesting has happened.
Like everyone else on Destructoid I’m at a loss on what to fill this space with so I guess I’ll just catalogue my greatest hits, if you can call a loose collection of lists and borderline pornographic fanart “greatest hits”.
Listmania – Because liking something isn’t as important as liking it in the correct order.
Game plots that are clearly rip-offs: Part two
Gamings Greatest Slinky Invisible Women with Huge Asses
E3 Approaches: The E3 survival guide!
Something about E3: 34 things you’ll have to hear soon
Lost? Lonely? Looking for Love?
Gaming’s worst legal guardians
Gaming DIY
Valentine’s Day, Shmalentine’s.....Shmay
Get a new look at the Gaming Salon!
Hatesgiving
The NPC survival guide
Game lessons that don’t work in real life
Fanart Flops – Because you must suffer.
Fanart Flops: Back by (Un)Popular Demand
Fanart Flops: Eyebleach, I Choose You Edition
Fanart Flops: Octopus Hojo Edition
Fanart Flops: Stop Raping My Childhood Edition
Fanart Flops. (Possibly NSFW)
Wankery – The terrible results of when I pretend I’m smart.
Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath
Final Fantasy Versus Itself
Only Human
The culture Gap
Sargasm – Because I’m kind of a dick.
Darksiders 2 in a nutshell
The Boy Who Cried Wolf
How Dare You, Capcom
Death to Red Shepard!
How to make a sequel
Why FFXIII is the worst one EVAR!
The Scandalous Scam of Samit Sarkar!
In the name of SCIENCE!!!
Front page – When Destructoid has terrible lapses in judgement.
Top 12 Videogame porno parodies (NSFW)
Handy’s X-mas X-travaganza begins now!
Game plots that are clearly rip-offs
Comments of the Week: Busst Stop
Comments of the week: George Michael Warfare 3
Don’t forget Comments of the Week
Comments of the Week: Tinfoil Hat Edition
Just because.