How Dare You, Capcom.

How dare you, Capcom. You’ve got some nerve, waltzing in here like you own the place and slapping your loyal fans right in fucking face with your giant ball-top style cock. After everything I’ve done for you, Capcom, you have the cheek, the sheer audacity, to include bad box art Megaman in Street Fighter X Tekken.

Fuck you, Capcom.

Fuck you to Hell.

Literally fuck you with my penis all the way down into the fires of Hell itself.




When we joke about it, it’s funny and ironic. When you joke about it, it’s a malicious, backhanded insult.

Because logic.


For Christ sake, my firstborn is called Cut Man, do you know how much bullying she receives over that? But I’m willing to bear that burden because I care, about Megaman. Apparently I’m the only one who still does, so how dare you, Capcom, how dare you listen to what fans are complaining about and then give it to them in a funny and different way, you are actually worse than Hitler, do you know that? I don’t know about you, but I’m buying a ticket to Comic-Con so I can personally make sure Seth Killian actually gets punched in the face this time, because it was probably his decision.

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