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A Very Failblog Christmas
Merry Christmas Destructoid! Chances are if you�re reading this you�re having a lovely time relaxing by the warm glow of the internet, or, you had to get the hell out of there and let your brain rest for a minute, either way my mind-dulling insipid dronings should put you at ease for the moment. Not really much point to this post, I saw all the Christmas cheer flying around on Christmas Eve and just thought I�d throw another Yule log on the fire.
I�ll stop now, if this blog gets any sweeter it would literally be a kitten covered in syrup, and then the syrup would harden and petrify the kitten inside, and then I would carry the syrup-stasis kitten around on a walking stick like the guy from Jurassic Park. I�d have liken to do something a little more creative but instead why don�t we remember that poem I wrote and imagine all the references I made were still relevant.
Merry Christmas!
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I�ll stop now, if this blog gets any sweeter it would literally be a kitten covered in syrup, and then the syrup would harden and petrify the kitten inside, and then I would carry the syrup-stasis kitten around on a walking stick like the guy from Jurassic Park. I�d have liken to do something a little more creative but instead why don�t we remember that poem I wrote and imagine all the references I made were still relevant.
Merry Christmas!
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About Handyone of us since 1:44 PM on 09.14.2009
Welcome to the blog.... you must be bored. anyway im Handy, I'm a student in Ireland and I'm here to talk about whatever may come into my mind....so not much then.
Lets see... I�ve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now I�ve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I can�t remember a time I wasn�t playing games. Can�t say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. I�ll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.
^^^ Seriously, I wrote that like four years ago and still nothing interesting has happened.
Like everyone else on Destructoid I�m at a loss on what to fill this space with so I guess I�ll just catalogue my greatest hits, if you can call a loose collection of lists and borderline pornographic fanart �greatest hits�.
Listmania � Because liking something isn�t as important as liking it in the correct order.
Game plots that are clearly rip-offs: Part two
Gamings Greatest Slinky Invisible Women with Huge Asses
E3 Approaches: The E3 survival guide!
Something about E3: 34 things you�ll have to hear soon
Lost? Lonely? Looking for Love?
Gaming�s worst legal guardians
Gaming DIY
Valentine�s Day, Shmalentine�s.....Shmay
Get a new look at the Gaming Salon!
Hatesgiving
The NPC survival guide
Game lessons that don�t work in real life
Fanart Flops � Because you must suffer.
Fanart Flops: Back by (Un)Popular Demand
Fanart Flops: Eyebleach, I Choose You Edition
Fanart Flops: Octopus Hojo Edition
Fanart Flops: Stop Raping My Childhood Edition
Fanart Flops. (Possibly NSFW)
Wankery � The terrible results of when I pretend I�m smart.
Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath
Final Fantasy Versus Itself
Only Human
The culture Gap
Sargasm � Because I�m kind of a dick.
Darksiders 2 in a nutshell
The Boy Who Cried Wolf
How Dare You, Capcom
Death to Red Shepard!
How to make a sequel
Why FFXIII is the worst one EVAR!
The Scandalous Scam of Samit Sarkar!
In the name of SCIENCE!!!
Front page � When Destructoid has terrible lapses in judgement.
Top 12 Videogame porno parodies (NSFW)
Handy�s X-mas X-travaganza begins now!
Game plots that are clearly rip-offs
Comments of the Week: Busst Stop
Comments of the week: George Michael Warfare 3
Don�t forget Comments of the Week
Comments of the Week: Tinfoil Hat Edition
Just because.
Lets see... I�ve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now I�ve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I can�t remember a time I wasn�t playing games. Can�t say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. I�ll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.
^^^ Seriously, I wrote that like four years ago and still nothing interesting has happened.
Like everyone else on Destructoid I�m at a loss on what to fill this space with so I guess I�ll just catalogue my greatest hits, if you can call a loose collection of lists and borderline pornographic fanart �greatest hits�.
Listmania � Because liking something isn�t as important as liking it in the correct order.
Game plots that are clearly rip-offs: Part two
Gamings Greatest Slinky Invisible Women with Huge Asses
E3 Approaches: The E3 survival guide!
Something about E3: 34 things you�ll have to hear soon
Lost? Lonely? Looking for Love?
Gaming�s worst legal guardians
Gaming DIY
Valentine�s Day, Shmalentine�s.....Shmay
Get a new look at the Gaming Salon!
Hatesgiving
The NPC survival guide
Game lessons that don�t work in real life
Fanart Flops � Because you must suffer.
Fanart Flops: Back by (Un)Popular Demand
Fanart Flops: Eyebleach, I Choose You Edition
Fanart Flops: Octopus Hojo Edition
Fanart Flops: Stop Raping My Childhood Edition
Fanart Flops. (Possibly NSFW)
Wankery � The terrible results of when I pretend I�m smart.
Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath
Final Fantasy Versus Itself
Only Human
The culture Gap
Sargasm � Because I�m kind of a dick.
Darksiders 2 in a nutshell
The Boy Who Cried Wolf
How Dare You, Capcom
Death to Red Shepard!
How to make a sequel
Why FFXIII is the worst one EVAR!
The Scandalous Scam of Samit Sarkar!
In the name of SCIENCE!!!
Front page � When Destructoid has terrible lapses in judgement.
Top 12 Videogame porno parodies (NSFW)
Handy�s X-mas X-travaganza begins now!
Game plots that are clearly rip-offs
Comments of the Week: Busst Stop
Comments of the week: George Michael Warfare 3
Don�t forget Comments of the Week
Comments of the Week: Tinfoil Hat Edition
Just because.