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Tales from Skyrim: It won't fit!
I tried to put my penis in my disc copy of Skyrim.
It wouldn't fit.
I purchased a USB fleshlight and purchased Skyrim on Steam.
"Ahhh that's better." I exhaled with glee. After turning on the rumble function, I died happily that day.
I died all inside my pants, and on my keyboard, and on my monitor.
I dyed my hair orange, looked myself in the mirror and shouted,
"I am not a ginger!" in dragon speak. Which sounded like, "Yol med lo krein, geh?!"
And I responded in the deepest voice I could,
"Fus Yol Motmah."
AND THEN I WAS ALL LIKE
O NO U DIDN'T
And I set the rumble function to DEATH
AND I FUCKING DIED
I FUCKING DIED RIGHT THEN AND THERE
WITH MY PANTS DOWN
AND A SILICON FALSE VAGINA ON MY PECKER
WAGE WAR ON YOUR PSYCHE
DOWNLOAD SKYRIM ON STEAM BECAUSE ITS BROKEN ON PS3 (ZBOX NOT INCLUDED)
It wouldn't fit.
I purchased a USB fleshlight and purchased Skyrim on Steam.
"Ahhh that's better." I exhaled with glee. After turning on the rumble function, I died happily that day.
I died all inside my pants, and on my keyboard, and on my monitor.
I dyed my hair orange, looked myself in the mirror and shouted,
"I am not a ginger!" in dragon speak. Which sounded like, "Yol med lo krein, geh?!"
And I responded in the deepest voice I could,
"Fus Yol Motmah."
AND THEN I WAS ALL LIKE
O NO U DIDN'T
And I set the rumble function to DEATH
AND I FUCKING DIED
I FUCKING DIED RIGHT THEN AND THERE
WITH MY PANTS DOWN
AND A SILICON FALSE VAGINA ON MY PECKER
WAGE WAR ON YOUR PSYCHE
DOWNLOAD SKYRIM ON STEAM BECAUSE ITS BROKEN ON PS3 (ZBOX NOT INCLUDED)
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About Bibblyone of us since 11:41 AM on 02.16.2011
Hi!, My name is Aaron but you can call me Bibbly if you like. I make stuff out of things. Here's a sample of a thing made with stuff: 
I am from Canada.
It is important you know that I am from Canada because we spell colour and flavour with a U and sometimes use British vernacular, probably because of Coronation Street and East Enders.
I'm a student in something called 'pre professional journalism'. Whatever that is. I'm a major of Philosophy and a minor in Sociology, mostly because critical thinking and the analysis and understanding of social behaviors makes me horny.
My ambitions include creating a fully animated rotoscoped feature length animatronic musical and to build a 'fusion' reactor in my backyard out of little more than a high power laser and an industrial vacuum. Both of these things are possible believe it or not.
My hobbies include Canadian Moose Throwing which is easier than it sounds and Snow Mobile Diving which is a sport that takes place after a failed attempt at extended hydroplaning or bad jump.
You can hit me up on Skype @: Bibbly53
And Email me @: [email protected]
Stay classy.
I am from Canada.
It is important you know that I am from Canada because we spell colour and flavour with a U and sometimes use British vernacular, probably because of Coronation Street and East Enders.
I'm a student in something called 'pre professional journalism'. Whatever that is. I'm a major of Philosophy and a minor in Sociology, mostly because critical thinking and the analysis and understanding of social behaviors makes me horny.
My ambitions include creating a fully animated rotoscoped feature length animatronic musical and to build a 'fusion' reactor in my backyard out of little more than a high power laser and an industrial vacuum. Both of these things are possible believe it or not.
My hobbies include Canadian Moose Throwing which is easier than it sounds and Snow Mobile Diving which is a sport that takes place after a failed attempt at extended hydroplaning or bad jump.
You can hit me up on Skype @: Bibbly53
And Email me @: [email protected]
Stay classy.