The Best Moustaches In Gaming

Last time I wrote an article like this it was full of well-deserved vitriol and hate toward some of gaming�s worst feathered fiends. Well to prove I�m not just a Negative Nancy, this article will celebrate one of humanity�s greatest achievements: the moustache.

The moustache is the pinnacle of evolution, science, and art. It is a majestic, almost-sentient creature that covers the upper lips of worthy men (and some women--hey, that�s cool too). So without further ado, join me in celebrating the greatest moustaches in gaming!

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I don�t know what a �Tekken� is. I�ve never played one. But I want to now! I don�t care that Jinpachi�s moustache also has a beard component because daaaaaaamn. That is a moustache among moustaches. I imagine it being really sharp, and I hope one of his special moves is stabbing somebody in the chest, stomach, and/or groin with it.

So there you have: my list of the most prodigious pushbrooms, stupendous soup strainers, and spectacular �staches. Not everyone made the cut, there were many honorable mentions, and I�m sure there are ones I missed. Let me know your favorites in the comments.

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LOOK WHO CAME:

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