Hello, mister. My name is rexwolf2's avatar, and I don't have no parents. Will you be my daddy or mommy? I'm a good boy, I swear!
Another satisfied customer. DISCLAIMER: THIS MAN IS NOT ME. - Did I mention he was a knight? I mean, look at that armor, fellas!
And finally,
- OH PRETTY PLEASE DEAR GOD TAKE THE AVATAR WITH YOU TO PAX!
Begging and pleading and bad jokes aside, I simply ask that you take this humble avatar to PAX. After his early attempt at adoption back in the days when he was a Hylian crest, he's always been quite sad when PAX rolls around. (Wait, is this the first PAX since then? I still stand by my words.) Bottom line, he's a swell guy, and you are also swell guys. Swell guys should stick together. I look forward to my avatar seeing you all at PAX!
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