Happy Friday boys and babes. I may have misplaced my avatar. Such is things.
Well, this is my last weekend of drinking away the all-encompassing loneliness and in celebration, Notch is getting married. So that's pretty rad. Hey, who wants to play Minecraft
? Yeah you do!
Okay, swell. How do we do these contest things again? Uh. Hm. Hey, howsabout this? I dug the stories from metrocrap's last contest
. Let's work with that. Minecraft
's been the talk of the town for awhile now. Why haven't you played it yet? What've you been doing instead? What was so dang important? Give me a story. Something bold. Something brave. Something that pulls at the heartstrings or yanks at the funny bone. Whatever you got. Objectively best comment as I judge them wins a Minecraft
gift code. We'll let this disaster of a poorly-thought-out-but-well-intentioned train wreck chug along its merry course until Monday at whenever-I-get-around-to-it o'clock. Make it quickie.
Speaking of quickies, sorry about the short blog here. I don't really know what to say. Contest yeaaaaaaahhhhh
Also, did you know Alexisonfire broke up? Feel free to weep openly, but don't let it bring down your contesting spirit. #fillingspace
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