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Rex PI: The Beginning

After the fantastic reception and subsequent TopSaucing of my last blog, I decided to try my hand at another fan-fiction. This sets the scene, so it's a bit short. Enjoy!

It was late at night, and I was drifting to sleep at my desk. Suddenly, I heard footsteps in the hallway, and saw a shadow at my door. I could make out a short shape, with a big nose and a hat. It was either a little kid, or one ugly dame. Then, there was a knock. �Come in,� I said, �What brings you here so late?� As the door opened, I found that neither of my deductions were correct, and found myself looking at a short man in overalls.

�You must-a-be Rex, is that right?�

�That�s what they call me. Who are you?�

�It�s-a-me, Mario!�

�I see that. What brings you to my office?�

�You�ve got-ta help me find-a-da princess! She�s a gone missing�

I sat up in my chair. I�ve been hired to find husbands, wives, kids and Waldo, but this was my first brush with royalty.

�Well, this sounds important. I like to help people, but I�m running a business here. Do you have payment?�

�Of course! Just a second��

Already up and alert from the news of royalty, I practically fell out of my chair when the man pulled several hundred gold coins out of thin air.

�Let�s a see� That�s two hundred for the detective work, forty-two for any items you may need to-a help you on your way, and three hundred to get you a-started on your extra lives.�
For the first time in my entire career as a detective, I was flustered. I thanked Mario for the payment, sent him on his way, and closed up my office. Tomorrow, I would find that there was more to the case than met the eye�

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About rexwolf2one of us since 12:51 PM on 06.17.2010

It's your favorite knight, Rex! After an extended leave, I'm back in the community and here to stay.

Along the way back to Dtoid, I've delved into PC gaming and picked up an appreciation for things that I'm horrible at, such as roguelikes, horror, and twitch.

Mix a love for indies, lifelong Nintendo fandom, and an unhealthy obsession with Shu Takumi. Stir with the Master Sword while sprinkling in bits of Cave Story and Terry Cavanagh, then bring to boil. Add in chopped Zero Escape series, with a light hint of not being good at shooters. Cover and let simmer for 45 minutes. Serve alongside a generous helping of Kirby, and you've got RexWolfSoup!

I'm trying my best every day to be a bright beam of sunlight, and it's great to meet you! Come and stay a while.

...I still like Kirby Air Ride.


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