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Alright, The Uncharted Movie Is Probably Going to Suck


DurWHAT? Did I just read that right? A family that's a force to be reckoned with? A family friendly film? Shit, we got one of those directors who clearly looks like he has no knowledge of the games what so ever. And he's already talking about how the film is being rushed by Columbia Pictures. There go any hopes of the movie being at least respectable.

I remember the Uncharted games being T for Teen, not E for Everyone. Making Uncharted family-friendly is really stupid. Like, really stupid. As in �Everybody�s making a stink about Kobe Bryant being in the Black Ops commercial but ignoring that there�s a clearly under 17 really fat girl rocking a shotgun in the same commercial� kind of stupid. Also, I hope �family� is a very cryptic way of saying Sir Francis Drake, Sully, and the supporting cast of Uncharted. I don�t really want to meet the current living Drake clan because knowing about Drake�s upbringing or how his family views him doesn�t matter a single bit to what made the Uncharted games awesome, which was treasure hunting, good writing, great gameplay, and shooting & punching the shit out of pirates/undead/crazy tribesmen.

Oh well, looks like the movie version of Uncharted is going to suck and bear little resemblance to the games probably, and be more like Uncharted: National Treasure of the Crystal Skull. At least I can fall back to remembering one thing about the Uncharted games that will always uplift my spirits�

The Uncharted games are what the new Indiana Jones would have been had it not sucked.
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