So, you may be wondering, "why should I adopt Rexwolf2's avatar, take it to PAX, take photos of it, and care for it like it was a real human child?"
Well, first, you don't need to treat my avatar aa a real child. That would be creepy. But anyways, If you are a Zelda fan:
It's a pimped out Hylian crest, do you NEED any other reason to carry that swag around? It will be a fulfilling experience
Seeing as there is no way that I'm going to one of these events in person, you will help a child achieve his dream of going to a major gaming event (kinda), and who doesn't like helping achieve dreams? The power of the Triforce
You see that? Yeah. Triforce. Who doesn't love the blessings of the Golden Goddesses? Did I mention that whoever possesses the Triforce is pretty much all-powerful? Yeah. Just make sure you keep your virtues in balance. Great personality!
Although he is a little shy, my avatar tells really good jokes, will listen to your problems, and will back you up in a bar fight. He can make some kickass ribs
Also, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU ON MY KNEES! TAKE HIM WITH YOU!!!
Finally, I wrote almost all of this with a Zune.
Do you know what that does to a guy?
( and I'm not even mentioning all of the revisions this went through.)
LOOK WHO CAME: