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Adopt an Avatar: How Handy can make your PAX better.

So PAX is coming up, and in an attempt to subside the murderous jealousy I feel at the prospect of not being able to go I have decided to present you, dear Dtoider, the opportunity of a lifetime. Thatís right! For the low low price of FREE you could get to take my avatar to PAX!

ďBut Handy, how would carrying around your avatar improve my PAX experience?Ē Well Iím glad you asked that, disembodied voice in my head, read on to learn how adopting my avatar can not only improve PAX, but also improve your mind, body and yes even your sexlife.

(Visual aids brought to you by Yakuza 3)

Handyís avatar raises the level cap.

By bringing Handyís avatar to PAX the level cap is raised from 30 to 50 giving you the chance to grind your way to the top (just like Lady Gaga!) and outclass all others at the event. Sure some might say that PAX is a place to show your love and affection for games but with Handyís avatar you can prove you love them more.

Handyís avatar unlocks bonus mini-games.

Thanks to the exclusive content that comes with Handyís avatar you can unlock multiple endings to PAX. Depending on the choices you make you can live out PAX like everyone else, have a good time, and then go home. Or you can get the one where you fight the evil anti-game protesters and prove that games are a legitimate form of entertainment that donít affect the behaviour of minors, or the one where you prove games are art just so people will stop talking about it, or the one where you convince SEGA to make Shenmue 3 and are crowned King of PAX, or the one where you gently smother Jack Thompson in his sleep. With Handyís avatar the only limit is your own imagination........and reality.

Also Iím willing to change my avatar to just the words ďThis person is awesome and attractiveĒ if that helps.
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About Handyone of us since 1:44 PM on 09.14.2009

Welcome to the blog.... you must be bored. anyway im Handy, I'm a student in Ireland and I'm here to talk about whatever may come into my mind....so not much then.

Lets see... Iíve been playing games pretty much my whole life, since my Commodore back in the day to my ps3 now Iíve been hooked. Actually come to think of it I canít remember a time I wasnít playing games. Canít say I have a favourite genre, I like to try a bit of everything, though I will go to town on a good RPG. Iíll have something to fill in this space as soon as my life becomes interesting.

^^^ Seriously, I wrote that like four years ago and still nothing interesting has happened.

Like everyone else on Destructoid Iím at a loss on what to fill this space with so I guess Iíll just catalogue my greatest hits, if you can call a loose collection of lists and borderline pornographic fanart ďgreatest hitsĒ.

Listmania Ė Because liking something isnít as important as liking it in the correct order.

Game plots that are clearly rip-offs: Part two

Gamings Greatest Slinky Invisible Women with Huge Asses

E3 Approaches: The E3 survival guide!

Something about E3: 34 things youíll have to hear soon

Lost? Lonely? Looking for Love?

Gamingís worst legal guardians

Gaming DIY

Valentineís Day, Shmalentineís.....Shmay

Get a new look at the Gaming Salon!


The NPC survival guide

Game lessons that donít work in real life

Fanart Flops Ė Because you must suffer.

Fanart Flops: Back by (Un)Popular Demand

Fanart Flops: Eyebleach, I Choose You Edition

Fanart Flops: Octopus Hojo Edition

Fanart Flops: Stop Raping My Childhood Edition

Fanart Flops. (Possibly NSFW)

Wankery Ė The terrible results of when I pretend Iím smart.

Dear Industry: I Am Not a Psychopath

Final Fantasy Versus Itself

Only Human

The culture Gap

Sargasm Ė Because Iím kind of a dick.

Darksiders 2 in a nutshell

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

How Dare You, Capcom

Death to Red Shepard!

How to make a sequel

Why FFXIII is the worst one EVAR!

The Scandalous Scam of Samit Sarkar!

In the name of SCIENCE!!!

Front page Ė When Destructoid has terrible lapses in judgement.

Top 12 Videogame porno parodies (NSFW)

Handyís X-mas X-travaganza begins now!

Game plots that are clearly rip-offs

Comments of the Week: Busst Stop

Comments of the week: George Michael Warfare 3

Donít forget Comments of the Week

Comments of the Week: Tinfoil Hat Edition

Just because.
PSN ID:Handy2


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