Greetings people and things that resemble human life, are you tired of looking at sprites gather minerals? Is that vespene gas just not...vespeney enough? Do your yearn for a time where your hydralisks look like they could kill things with their corrosive spit, instead of looking like that worm your 2 year old cousin just found in the garden and is contemplating eating it? Are you too cheap (or they won't let you)to pre-order the game for 5 bucks and gain access to the beta?
well, GOOD NEWS!
I have received, by the mercy of blizzard, an extra sc2 beta key. Since I have no friends, I thought why not give it to destructoid community, and maybe find one
friend. Worry not, your skills well not be tested, your brain power not stressed! Your Hadoukens well go unblocked, you won't need to destroy METAL GEAR?!?
, and you won't need to kick the bucket
Simply do the following:
1)contemplate life, pokemon and the universe
2)figure it out
3)post a comment below about anything on your mind
Q&A! WAIT I HAVE A QUESTION MARK, DERP DA DERP wtf HOW WELL YOU CHOOSE THE WEENER? DAAARP Simple simpleton! Placing your comment, leaves me with your name, and on friday, i'll put all the names into a hat, and pull one out, that person is the winner CAN I POST TWICE AND GET IN TWICE? No but i'll write your name down on your paper twice if that makes you happy DERP
So there you have it folks! you have roughly 4 days to post a comment. As soon as i wake up Friday morning, Im going to "officially" close the contest, so unless your up at ridiculous times of the night, get them in before the weekend starts!