I haven’t been too active on Destructoid lately, mostly because my computer broke, then I got sick and vomited for a few days, and then my computer broke again, in fact at the time of writing this I’ve caught a cold too, I’m starting to think God doesn’t want me on Destructoid. It would have been nice to know that I was frontpaged on Christmas eve and I guess the rest of my X-mas X-travaganza will have to wait till next year but never mind about that right now. Needless to say it was a long and harsh winter without Destructoid but that time was not wasted, oh no, not at all. Through weeks of research and experiments I believe I may have found something big, something important, something that may even rival the power of JOURNALISM itself, I’m talking about the power of....................SCIENCE!!!

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