I Suck at Games: Fighting scars that never heals

A few months early, I just got the news that Street Fighter IV will be on PC. Sadly, I have no console, and hoping that my laptop will carry on, I get my copy. It sucks to have to play it on minimum graphics, but still ok.

You’re May are wondering “If he hates fighting games ¿Why did he get Street Fighter IV?” It’s simple, I just get everything that generates a lot of hype (it’s has to be good, right?) and I just want to give it a try (Wrong, I just feel in love whit Sakura, that’s all).

I don’t have any kind of joystick, I just played it whit the damn keyboard, and the same history repeats. I just kick and punch, that’s all I got, I just got lucky to get El Fuerte’s Ultra once. Can you believe I just play Arcade Mode on SuperEasy!? And I can’t beat my rival? I have spent like… 2 hours, 2 freaking hours to beat my rival in fact to unlock Sakura, just to know that I have to defeat another character that took me another hour and a half!?

If I hate these games ¿How the hell I waste and resist son much? (here comes the explanation for all the crap I just write before, thanks for you patience and reading). Because everytime I defeated a fighter, it was like “Hey, I really can do this” (even if there was on SuperFreakinEasy) and I just mash the buttons and the Super’s start to appears, I have no idea what I was doing but it was really enjoyable (just like when I try Wii Music, I enjoyed it so much, but then I realize I just look retarded doing that), and when it appears the Rival and the Final Boss, just the atmosphere and the feeling of you’re getting your ass kicked again and again and again, feeling my heart beating, adrenaline everywhere, sweet, pain, angry, a perfect mixture between pleasure and torture that I haven’t had it since the first time I fight Bowser on Super Mario 64, it was AMAZING!! And then I understand why everybody loves the fighting games, and my life as a gamer grown up a little bit inside.

But I still suck, I just can’t beat Zangief whit El Fuerte.

Oh well, I have Sakura-chan *¬*