The unofficial guide to prom '09 (NVGR)

Yup. It's that time of year again, in just a few short weeks, teens all over the nation will be preparing for the biggest night of the school year. PROM!

If you want to be the prettiest girl in school, follow these 4 simple steps, and you really can't go wrong.

1. Get a hot dress

Whatever you do, do not skimp out on the dress. The dress is one one of the first things that people notice about you, so none of that Sears or mall mish mash, you have to go all out. If you have to, get your mom to pull out the good ol' Visa, and call out up Louis Vuiton. They'll get you hooked up, promise.

2. Practice safe sex

The last thing you need on your prom night is to wake up with little crabs crawling all over your underpants. 'Nuff said.

3. Get the hottest date in school

it doesn't matter how good you look, if you don't have an attractive escort, your whole rep gets killed. I really don't care what you have to do to get that special hottie, work up your courage and ask the captain of the football team, or maybe the rugged farmer boy from down the road, just make sure that he is hot as hell. Also, it's very important that your outfits match. You might have to go with him to the tux place if you have too.

4. DON'T overdo it in the tanning salon

Remember, only spend 5-10 minutes in the tanning bed at a time, you really don't want to turn into one of those Orangeskins. Also skin cancer tends to be undesirable.


And there you go, a simple guide to help you get ready for the biggest night of the school year. With less than a month left before the big night, it's time to get busy. This could be the biggest night of your life!