For Those About To Die: A Letter To Your Next Of Kin.

I guess what I�m trying to convey here in this, hopefully thought provoking letter, is that don�t try shit like this again, it�s just not right. Don�t be a dick, have sex, raise a clinically brain dead idiot who�s built like a tank, send him off to evil corporations who honestly do not require his services, let him do the training program that won't prepare him for the onslaught that shall be my wrath, let him write letters about how he�s going to be some sort of war hero and swat down the oppression, and please, for the love of everything that is right with the world, know that I�m done killing jackasses like the one you raised;

Don�t let him die. It would be unpleasant.