Douche-a-thon 09! (Part 2)

Continued from Part 1


[17:14] <%Doucherox> Douche Dreadd
[17:14] <DoucheBox> The Douchenator
[17:15] <scooby_giboo> GI Douche
[17:15] <Dr_BadDouche> Another Brick in the Douche
[17:15] <%Doucherox> I Know Why The Caged Bird Douches
[17:15] <scooby_giboo> Inspector Douche
[17:15] <%Doucherox> To Douche a Mockingbird
[17:15] <DoucheBox> Douchement Day
[17:15] <+Douchegu> Douche Floyd
[17:15] <DoucheBox> Rise of the Douches
[17:15] <+Douchegu> Douchefish
[17:15] <Doucheiontr> A Touch of Douche
[17:15] <Dr_BadDouche> chalk one up for the douche guys
[17:15] <scooby_giboo> Dawn Of The Douches
[17:15] <+Douchegu> What douche it all mean?
[17:15] <Doucheiontr> A Douche Called Wanda
[17:15] <+Douchegu> douchefellas
[17:15] <%Doucherox> What about Douche?
[17:15] <DoucheBox> Douche Management
[17:15] <+Douchegu> Don't forget the douche
[17:15] <DoucheBox> The Douche Reloaded
[17:15] <%Doucherox> The Devil Wears Douches
[17:15] <Dr_BadDouche> brush with douchepaste
[17:16] <+Douchegu> are you douche enough to save the president?
[17:16] <DoucheBox> Over The Douche
[17:16] <%Doucherox> Douches of my Father
[17:16] <%Doucherox> Out of this Douche
[17:16] <+Douchegu> douche of brothers
[17:16] <%Doucherox> Band of Douches
[17:16] <Dr_BadDouche> a date with douche
[17:16] <DoucheBox> Douche Story
[17:16] <Dr_BadDouche> out of douche experience
[17:16] <DoucheBox> So I Married An Axe Douche
[17:16] <%Doucherox> Six Douches in Fallujah
[17:16] <halfleft> fucking hell
[17:16] <DoucheBox> The Douche Guru
[17:16] <+Douchegu> 2 douches 1 cup
[17:16] <halfleft> is this STILL going on?
[17:16] <%Doucherox> YES
[17:16] <Dr_BadDouche> The Dave Mathew's Douche
[17:16] <halfleft> it's been over an hour
[17:16] <%Doucherox> SHUT YOUR DOUCHEY MOUTH
[17:16] <halfleft> A FUCKING HOUR, PEOPLE
[17:16] <+Douchegu> almost one and a half
[17:16] <%Doucherox> Over an hour
[17:16] <Doucheiontr> Rhythm Tengoku Douche
[17:16] <%Doucherox> Who is going to cblog it?
[17:17] <+Douchegu> Who the douche cares
[17:17] <Dr_BadDouche> 2 hour power douche
[17:17] <DoucheBox> Elite Douche Agents
[17:17] * halfleft clears buffer
[17:17] <halfleft> not me
[17:17] <%Doucherox> Someone has to
[17:17] <DoucheBox> doucheleft
[17:17] <Doucheiontr> I'll douche-blog it
[17:17] <%Doucherox> Service with a douche
[17:17] <DoucheBox> ill clear your buffer!
[17:17] <+Douchegu> douche it for everyone
[17:17] <Dr_BadDouche> douches in black
[17:17] * Joins: Hamblasto ([email protected])
[17:17] <%Doucherox> Douchey Woman
[17:17] <DoucheBox> doucheblasto
[17:17] <Dr_BadDouche> you like to think that you're the perfect douche
[17:17] <Dr_BadDouche> Doucheblaster
[17:17] <Doucheiontr> 10 Things I Douche About You
[17:17] <+Douchegu> I'm tired
[17:17] <DoucheBox> The Douche Identity
[17:18] <Doucheiontr> I'm hungry
[17:18] <DoucheBox> The Douche Ultimatum
[17:18] <+Douchegu> and hungry
[17:18] <Dr_BadDouche> a thousand ways to douche
[17:18] <Doucheiontr> Boys Don't Douche
[17:18] <DoucheBox> Awkward Douche
[17:18] <+Douchegu> but it can't stop unless we all stop at the same time and never say the word d ouche again for a while
[17:18] <%Doucherox> How to Douche Friends and Alienate People
[17:18] <DoucheBox> Douchebook
[17:18] <+Douchegu> lol doucherox
[17:18] * Joins: Aurvantoid ([email protected])
[17:18] <%Doucherox> Don't Douche the Small Stuff (and it's all small stuff)
[17:18] <+Douchegu> haha
[17:18] <Doucheiontr> Douche on Wire
[17:18] <+Douchegu> enlarge your douche now!
[17:18] * Aurvantoid is now known as Aurvandouche
[17:18] <halfleft> ok then
[17:19] * halfleft is now known as Doucheleft
[17:19] <+Douchegu> halfdouche come on
[17:19] <Doucheiontr> YES
[17:19] <%Doucherox> yay
[17:19] <Dr_BadDouche> call within the next 10 minutes, and we'll thrown in a free douche!
[17:19] <Doucheiontr> DOUCHE US
[17:19] <+Douchegu> or doucheleft, whatever works
[17:19] <Doucheiontr> Close Encounters of a Douche Kind
[17:19] <+Douchegu> 1-800-douche
[17:19] <DoucheBox> Trauma Center: Under the Douche
[17:19] <+Douchegu> Nintendo Douche Screen
[17:19] <Aurvandouche> I Can Haz Douche?
[17:19] <DoucheBox> New Super Douche Bros
[17:19] <Doucheleft> Douche Center: Douche the knife
[17:19] <+Douchegu> In n Douche
[17:19] <DoucheBox> How I mine for Douche?
[17:19] <%Doucherox> Douchecats?
[17:19] <Dr_BadDouche> press douche for english
[17:19] <Doucheiontr> So, I Hear U Liek Douchekipz?
[17:20] <%Doucherox> mm I wish I had some In n Douche right now
[17:20] <+Douchegu> Douche, in my vagina?
[17:20] <Dr_BadDouche> how do I shot douche?
[17:20] <DoucheBox> pikaDOUCHE
[17:20] <%Doucherox> Don't ask for who the douche tolls, it tolls for thee
[17:20] <Aurvandouche> Could it be.....DOUCHE?!
[17:20] <Doucheleft> Dr Douche: what's the worst that could Douche
[17:20] <+Douchegu> soooo hungryyyyyyy
[17:20] <%Doucherox> double, double, douche and trouble
[17:20] * Ub3rSlug is now known as Ub3rDouche
[17:20] <%Doucherox> Fire burn and douchebag bubble
[17:20] <+Douchegu> Don't wask what the douche can do for you, but what you can do for your douche
[17:20] <Dr_BadDouche> ask not what your douche can do for you, but what you can do for your douche
[17:20] <Aurvandouche> Hamdouche
[17:20] <+Douchegu> hahaha
[17:20] <Dr_BadDouche> zomg
[17:20] <+Douchegu> something like that
[17:20] <Doucheiontr> I WANT THE DOUCHE
[17:20] <DoucheBox> i doucheccendtally the whole thing
[17:20] <Doucheiontr> YOU CANT HANDLE THE DOUCHE
[17:20] <DoucheBox> The Fifth Douche
[17:20] <Dr_BadDouche> stdu (shut the douche up)
[17:20] <%Doucherox> The Douche Element
[17:21] <+Douchegu> who does I douched web
[17:21] <Doucheiontr> Douche 2.0
[17:21] <Aurvandouche> We got the douche! we got the douche we got the douche....we got the douche!
[17:21] <Doucheleft> I'M AS MAD AS Douche, AND IM NOT GOING TO Douche IT ANYMORE!
[17:21] <Doucheiontr> Web 2.Douche
[17:21] * Quits: scooby_giboo ([email protected]) (Ping timeout)
[17:21] <Dr_BadDouche> Avatar: The Last Douchebender
[17:21] <DoucheBox> HULK DOUCHE!!
[17:21] <%Doucherox> Douche the Titans
[17:21] <Dr_BadDouche> Doucherox: lmao @ hulk douche
[17:21] <DoucheBox> Jason and the Doucheonaughts
[17:21] <%Doucherox> I Don't Douche You In That Wa
[17:21] <%Doucherox> *Way
[17:21] <%Doucherox> Jem and the Doucheograms
[17:21] <Dr_BadDouche> red team has captured the douche
[17:21] <Doucheleft> How to lose a Douche in 10 days
[17:21] <%Doucherox> FIVE MINUTES LEFT IN THE DOUCHE
[17:21] <Aurvandouche> Spartans! Tonight! We douche....IN HELL!
[17:22] <DoucheBox> FOR THE DOUCHE!!
[17:22] <+Douchegu> Douche you think so?
[17:22] <%Doucherox> THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR DOUCHE
[17:22] <+Douchegu> Apollo Douche
[17:22] <Ub3rDouche> Revved up like a douche, you know a runner in the night.
[17:22] * Joins: Dash ([email protected])
[17:22] <Doucheleft> Douche MINUTES LEFT IN THE MISSION!
[17:22] <Aurvandouche> Madness? THIS IS DOUCHE!!!!
[17:22] <+Douchegu> First man in the Douche
[17:22] <%Doucherox> THE CONTROL POINT IS BEING DOUCHED
[17:22] <Doucheiontr> Behind Enemy Douche
[17:22] <DoucheBox> gotta get back in douche
[17:22] <Doucheiontr> SPYS SAPPIN' MAH DOUCHE
[17:22] <Aurvandouche> IN UR BASE, DOUCHIN YOUR DOODS
[17:22] <%Doucherox> SPY DOUCHING MY SENTRY
[17:22] <Doucheleft> the cake is a Douche
[17:22] <%Doucherox> Now your thinking with douches
[17:22] <Dr_BadDouche> I has a douche
[17:22] <%Doucherox> *you're
[17:22] <+Douchegu> It's a small douche for man, but a great douche for mankind
[17:22] <Doucheiontr> All your douche are belong to us
[17:22] <DoucheBox> douchecats
[17:23] <Doucheleft> the Douche is a lie
[17:23] <DoucheBox> Arby n the Douche
[17:23] <%Doucherox> Ok
[17:23] <%Doucherox> I have to go get food
[17:23] <Aurvandouche> Douche: Serious Business
[17:23] <+Douchegu> I can't believe it's not douche
[17:23] <%Doucherox> Puss 'n Douche
[17:23] <DoucheBox> hey look the title is still the same
[17:23] <%Doucherox> I'm going to the douchery store
[17:23] <DoucheBox> dont forget your douche
[17:23] <+Douchegu> Douchea-cola
[17:23] <+Douchegu> The more you douche
[17:23] <%Doucherox> When this is finally over someone better post the whole thing
[17:23] <Doucheleft> Diet Douche
[17:23] <DoucheBox> and pick us up some doucheberry douches
[17:23] * Doucherox is now known as Aerox|Lunch
[17:23] <Aurvandouche> Douche Effect
[17:23] <+Douchesi> Yo dawg i hear you liked Douche
[17:23] <Dr_BadDouche> A1 douche sauce: it's that good
[17:23] <+Douchegu> douchign is half the battle
[17:23] <+Douchegu> douching*
[17:23] <Tdiddy> Bender's Big Douche is on Comedy Central now
[17:23] <DoucheBox> and a case of douche
[17:23] <Doucheleft> there has to be a fre KB of Douche in this chatlog
[17:24] <Dr_BadDouche> Doucheback Mountain
[17:24] <Aurvandouche> Neon Douche Evangelion
[17:24] <DoucheBox> The Legend of Douche
[17:24] <+Douchegu> It's been officially over one and a half hours of douchiness
[17:24] * Quits: Hamblasto ([email protected]) (Quit: SEMEN SHOWER. <censored> Noise. (b ?3?)b So zetta slow~)
[17:24] <DoucheBox> lets go for 2 hours
[17:24] <DoucheBox> HA
[17:24] <DoucheBox> HA
[17:24] <DoucheBox> HA
[17:24] <Dr_BadDouche> I had a wet douche
[17:24] <+Douchegu> does anybody have a complete log? c hatzilla's logis incomplete
[17:24] <Doucheiontr> BUT IM SO HUNGY
[17:24] <Doucheiontr> I have an almost complete log
[17:24] <Dr_BadDouche> Douchegu: I do
[17:24] <@Hitogodouchi> I douche have it
[17:24] <+Douchegu> Douchexcellent
[17:24] <@Hitogodouchi> but I will be going afk soon
[17:24] <+BunnyRabbit2> Only from when I entered
[17:25] <+Douchegu> Wasn't doucherox here from the onset too?
[17:25] <Dr_BadDouche> fruits of your douche
[17:25] <Aurvandouche> I had a complete log until Mibbit wouldn't let me scroll back up
[17:25] <DoucheBox> xchat only keeps a certain ammount and erases the rest ;.;
[17:25] <+Douchegu> douchebasket
[17:25] <@Hitogodouchi> mirc has it
[17:25] <DoucheBox> Green Douche
[17:25] <Doucheiontr> oh crap
[17:25] <+Douchegu> so does douchezilla
[17:25] <Doucheiontr> thats done the same to me :(
[17:25] <+Douchesi> DoucheBox, not if you set it up to save the log
[17:25] <+BunnyRabbit2> You can set chatzilla to log to a file
[17:25] <+BunnyRabbit2> Mine does
[17:25] <Dr_BadDouche> DoucheTube
[17:26] <DoucheBox> orly
[17:26] <Aurvandouche> YouDouche
[17:26] <+Douchegu> pornodouche?
[17:26] <+Douchesi> go preferences > logging and have a look
[17:26] <Doucheiontr> so I can't douche-blog it now
[17:26] <DoucheBox> your the douche now dog!
[17:26] <Doucheiontr> you're the man now douche
[17:26] <Dr_BadDouche> Douche Live Messenger
[17:26] <+Douchegu> DoucheBot
[17:26] <DoucheBox> Douchegaea 3
[17:26] <+Douchegu> !douche++ :'(
[17:26] <Dr_BadDouche> I like it when you touch my douche
[17:26] <Aurvandouche> Also, Douche
[17:26] <Dr_BadDouche> he touched me where I douche
[17:27] <+Douchegu> He touched me in my douchey place
[17:27] <+Douchesi> btw croc, the eu psn has no disgaea 3 dlc
[17:27] <DoucheBox> Show me on this douche where he touched you
[17:27] <+Douchegu> lol europe
[17:27] <DoucheBox> not even the item world mode?
[17:27] <Aurvandouche> Doucheipedia
[17:27] <+Douchegu> do the douche
[17:27] <+Douchesi> noting in the store at all
[17:27] <Doucheiontr> AlsoDouche
[17:27] <+Douchegu> go go douche
[17:27] <DoucheBox> thats fucking gay
[17:27] <+Douchesi> yep
[17:27] <DoucheBox> Mighty Douchin Power Rangers
[17:27] <Dr_BadDouche> Mighty Morphin' Power Douchers
[17:27] <+Douchesi> tho people on ebay sell the us psn cards
[17:28] <@Necros> if you're not too busy being douches
[17:28] <@Necros> then here:
[17:28] <@Necros> http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/FAILCAST/failcast-episode-32-gapecast-128158.phtml
[17:28] <+Douchegu> Douchemaster flex
[17:28] <+Douchesi> thus if i want to get it its not that much of a pain really
[17:28] <@Necros> douche douche douche
[17:28] <@Necros> there, i helped
[17:28] <DoucheBox> Mighty Morphin Doucher Rangers
[17:28] <+Douchegu> douchecast
[17:28] * Dash is now known as Douche-o
[17:28] <+Douchegu> necros doesn't get the spirit of doucheyness
[17:28] <DoucheBox> lets flood the question box with douche related inquirys
[17:28] <DoucheBox> haha
[17:28] <Aurvandouche> DoucheOut
[17:28] <Dr_BadDouche> raw, unadulterated douche
[17:28] <+Douchegu> douche on
[17:28] <DoucheBox> Doucheletoads
[17:28] * Joins: njsykora ([email protected])
[17:29] <+Douchegu> what the douche
[17:29] <DoucheBox> May the Douche be with you
[17:29] <Dr_BadDouche> GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD
[17:29] <Dr_BadDouche> DOUCHE
[17:29] <njsykora> sup douches
[17:29] <DoucheBox> your cholesterol fatty!
[17:29] <+Douchegu> Douchekora? or njsydouche
[17:29] <DoucheBox> he should be ninjadouche
[17:29] <DoucheBox> haha
[17:30] <Dr_BadDouche> don't douche me because I'm beautiful
[17:30] * njsykora is now known as ninjadouche
[17:30] <DoucheBox> doucheful?
[17:30] <+Douchegu> I expected to see some douche comments on the faildouche post
[17:30] <Aurvandouche> Grand Douche Auto
[17:30] <+Douchegu> hahaha
[17:31] <NexAsleep> Grand Theft Douche
[17:31] <DoucheBox> oh how the mighty have douched
[17:31] <Dr_BadDouche> every once in a blue douche
[17:31] <DoucheBox> douche theft otto
[17:31] <Aurvandouche> Far Douche
[17:31] <Dr_BadDouche> douches ate my neighbors
[17:31] <+Douchegu> douchemaster flash
[17:31] <DoucheBox> Douche Cry
[17:31] <Aurvandouche> Doucheys
[17:31] <+Douchegu> Everybody hope on to the douche douche train
[17:31] <Aurvandouche> or Douchesys
[17:31] <+Douchegu> doouche doouche!
[17:31] <DoucheBox> Soul Douche
[17:32] <+Douchegu> douchey punch!
[17:32] <Dr_BadDouche> the little train that douched
[17:32] <Aurvandouche> Let The Right Douche In
[17:32] <DoucheBox> The Lost Douche
[17:32] <Doucheiontr> Aurv: I've done that one
[17:32] <+Douchegu> Doucher the Explorer
[17:32] <Aurvandouche> Awww
[17:32] <DoucheBox> The Douche Boys
[17:32] <Aurvandouche> DoucheCrimes
[17:32] <Dr_BadDouche> Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... smell the douchebags."
[17:32] <DoucheBox> Baby Douchey Tunes
[17:32] * Doucheleft is now known as halfleft
[17:32] <+Douchegu> There are hardly any original douches by now
[17:32] <Aurvandouche> Ferris Buellers Douche Off
[17:32] * Douchegu is now known as Ogu
[17:32] <Doucheiontr> shall we douche in?
[17:32] <halfleft> I nolonger wish to play in your psychotic games
[17:32] <Doucheiontr> Aurv: I've done that one too
[17:33] <+Douchey> The Italian Douche?
[17:33] <Douche-o> noone ever goes to douchenholm
[17:33] <DoucheBox> The Doucheporter
[17:33] <Aurvandouche> Office Douchepot
[17:33] <+Ogu> ok... maybe two hours is enough
[17:33] <Douche-o> my big fad douche wedding
[17:33] <Aurvandouche> The Sherriff of Douchinghm
[17:33] <Aurvandouche> ham*
[17:33] <Dr_BadDouche> Rather than give you the illusion of free choice, I've taken the liberty of choosing for you, if and when your douche comes again.
[17:33] * Doucheiontr is now known as Fusion
[17:33] <DoucheBox> Robin Hood Men in Douche
[17:33] <+Douchey> Douches of Hazzard?
[17:33] <+Ogu> god damn it, I want to leave but you douche me back in
[17:33] <+Ogu> I did that one douchey
[17:33] * Quits: BigPopaDouche ([email protected]) (Quit: )
[17:33] <+Ogu> :p
[17:34] <Douche-o> All these douche will be lost in time, like tears to rain, time to die
[17:34] <DoucheBox> you'll never douche me alive!
[17:34] <Fusion> lets just get this c-blogged
[17:34] <Dr_BadDouche> she cried tears of douche
[17:34] <+Ogu> haha, fo sho
[17:34] <Aurvandouche> Of all the douche joints in all the world she comes walking in to mine....
[17:34] <DoucheBox> Think Douche
[17:34] <DoucheBox> toys for nerds
[17:34] <Dr_BadDouche> don't look at her eyes, it'll turn you to douche!
[17:34] <Aurvandouche> Doucheicus
[17:35] <+Ogu> douche, is it in you?
[17:35] <DoucheBox> the power of doucheese
[17:35] <Aurvandouche> Douche-Hur
[17:35] <DoucheBox> Ben-Douche
[17:35] <Douche-o> Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark douche.
[17:35] <Aurvandouche> The incredible edible douche
[17:35] <Fusion> LOL
[17:35] <Aurvandouche> ew
[17:35] <Dr_BadDouche> you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it douche
[17:35] <+Ogu> seymour Douchecan
[17:35] <DoucheBox> Douche Empire
[17:35] <+Ogu> god fucking damn it
[17:36] * Ogu is now known as Douchegu
[17:36] <DoucheBox> HAHAHAHA
[17:36] <DoucheBox> thats it ogu, come to the dark side
[17:36] <+Douchegu> I wish I knew how to douche you
[17:36] <Fusion> Douchetendo DouchSI
[17:36] <+Douchegu> Captain Douche
[17:36] <DoucheBox> 30 Douche
[17:36] <Douche-o> douche!, no!
[17:36] <+Douchegu> It's douchetastic!
[17:36] * Quits: snirps ([email protected]) (Client exited)
[17:36] <+Douchegu> hahaha
[17:36] <+Douchegu> titania!
[17:37] <Dr_BadDouche> Douche me, and together we will rule the galaxy as father and douche
[17:37] <DoucheBox> Douche-Wow, you'll be saying wow every time
[17:37] <Dr_BadDouche> lol
[17:37] <Fusion> 3rd Douche from the Sun
[17:37] <+Douchegu> You guys are bringing new life to these douches
[17:37] <Aurvandouche> Douchebay
[17:37] <Douche-o> Wanna know how I got these douches?
[17:37] <+Douchegu> Dare to be douche
[17:37] <Dr_BadDouche> I could just douche you up!
[17:37] <+Douchegu> haha
[17:37] <+Douchegu> Why so douchey?
[17:37] <Dr_BadDouche> It's hip to be douche
[17:37] <DoucheBox> The douche LIVES!
[17:37] <+Douchegu> Salvadouche dali
[17:37] <DoucheBox> douchestiq
[17:37] <Dr_BadDouche> soylent green is douches
[17:37] <Aurvandouche> VanDouchesing
[17:38] <Douche-o> his name is robert doucheson
[17:38] <Aurvandouche> Douchecula
[17:38] <DoucheBox> Douche This
[17:38] <+Douchegu> I still think the best douches were the first douches
[17:38] <+Douchegu> Can you smell what the douche is cooking?
[17:38] <DoucheBox> Douchetar Hero
[17:38] <DoucheBox> Douche Band
[17:38] <Dr_BadDouche> Smells Like Teen Douche
[17:38] <DoucheBox> Douche Douche Revolution
[17:38] <Aurvandouche> Master of Douches
[17:39] <Fusion> Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll loo
[17:39] <Aurvandouche> Ride the Douche
[17:39] <DoucheBox> MyDouche
[17:39] <Douche-o> "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of douches; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
[17:39] <+Douchegu> it was the best of douche, it was the worst of douche
[17:39] <+Douchegu> lol douche-o
[17:39] <Aurvandouche> Douche of Mana
[17:39] <Aurvandouche> Seiken Douchesetsu
[17:39] <DoucheBox> Fusion: and I'll whisper... Douche...
[17:39] <+Douchegu> Call me Douchemael!
[17:40] <Douche-o> "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a douche!"
[17:40] <Aurvandouche> Douche Expectations
[17:40] <+Douchegu> It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good f ortune , must be in want of a douche
[17:40] <DoucheBox> DoucheFF
[17:40] <Douche-o> I love the smell of douche in the morning. It smells like victory.
[17:40] <DoucheBox> Douche Throttle
[17:40] <Fusion> Come, dry your eyes, for you are life, rarer than a quark and unpredictable beyond the dreams of Heisenberg. Come, dry your eyes. And let's go douche.
[17:40] <Aurvandouche> Legends of Douchelmania
[17:40] <DoucheBox> Douche of the Tentacle
[17:41] <Douche-o> I'll make him a douche he can't refuse.
[17:41] <suff0douche> ParaDouche
[17:41] <DoucheBox> Tales of Doucheseria
[17:41] <Aurvandouche> D.O.U.C.H.E.
[17:41] <+Douchegu> Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the douches herself.
[17:42] <+Douchegu> D*O*U*C*H*E
[17:42] <Fusion> Who the hell do you think you are? You live off people while insulting them, nobody complains because they think you're a goddamned lunatic... Do you know how hard it is being your douche?
[17:42] <Dr_BadDouche> "You've proved yourself a decisive man, so I don't expect you to have any trouble deciding what to douche. If you're interested, just step into the douche, and I will take that as a yesssss. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a douche you have no chance of douching... rather an anticlimax after what you've just douched."
[17:42] <Fusion> The Man From D.O.U.C.H.E
[17:42] <Aurvandouche> GI Douche
[17:42] <Douche-o> Remember you're fighting for this woman's douche?which is probably more than she ever did.
[17:42] <+Douchegu> They shoot the white douche first
[17:42] <suff0douche> Transdouchers
[17:42] <Dr_BadDouche> more than meets the eye
[17:43] <Douche-o> douch?-gras
[17:43] <Fusion> Bill O'Reilly
[17:43] <Aurvandouche> Silence of the Douches
[17:43] <Douche-o> spaghetti and douche
[17:43] <Aurvandouche> Douche Space
[17:43] <+Douchegu> more than meets the douche
[17:43] <halfleft> How do you expect to talk when you have no Douche?
[17:43] <Aurvandouche> and
[17:43] <Aurvandouche> Douche Space: Extraction :P
[17:43] <Douche-o> douche flakes
[17:43] <DoucheBox> This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue douche - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red douche - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
[17:44] <+Douchegu> do you like dachs! - dachs? ... oh douches, yeah, I like dachs
[17:44] <Dr_BadDouche> Either douche me or die, there's no douching back!
[17:44] <+Douchegu> Periwinkle douche
[17:44] <+Douchegu> The douche is strong in this one
[17:44] <Dr_BadDouche> the wizard of douche
[17:44] <DoucheBox> hey lets celebrate the new place, split a douche
[17:45] <Dr_BadDouche> I like big douche and I cannot lie
[17:45] <+Douchegu> hahaha
[17:45] * +Douchegu can't deny
[17:45] <DoucheBox> I used to douche there. Really good noodles.
[17:45] <Dr_BadDouche> you spilled my douche
[17:45] <+Douchegu> douche is not a line but a dimension, like the dimensions of space
[17:45] <Aurvandouche> Planet of the Douches
[17:46] <Dr_BadDouche> we work to become, not to douche
[17:46] <Dr_BadDouche> to douche, or not to douche? that is the question.
[17:46] <+Douchegu> fucking douchehogs
[17:46] <+Douchegu> 2 fucking hours
[17:46] <DoucheBox> If you'd told us the truth, we would've told you to shove that red douche right up your ass.
[17:46] <Dr_BadDouche> we douche what we must, because we can.
[17:46] <+Douchegu> what have you douched!
[17:46] <Fusion> can we stop now?
[17:46] <DoucheBox> oh my douche
[17:47] <+Douchegu> please
[17:47] <Dr_BadDouche> douche me hard
[17:47] <DoucheBox> all night long
[17:47] <+Douchegu> Itell you, we all have to stop together or this won't stop
[17:47] <DoucheBox> its like a runaway douche
[17:47] <+Douchegu> let's just agree to stop like count to three, change our nicknames and return to life as usual
[17:47] * tsunamikitsune is now known as tsunamidouchesune
[17:47] <Dr_BadDouche> douche me in the ass
[17:47] <Fusion> change your names back
[17:47] <+Douchegu> hahaha
[17:47] <Dr_BadDouche> douche inside me
[17:47] <+Douchegu> tsunamidouchesune
[17:47] <+Douchegu> the douche, it's addictive
[17:47] <DoucheBox> all we can do is sit back, douche ourselves, and enjoy the ride
[17:47] <+Douchegu> everybody gets one douche, that's it
[17:48] <Dr_BadDouche> "Impossible! My <douche> aren't there!"
[17:48] * +tsunamidouchesune wants to fit in
[17:48] <+Douchegu> with great douche comes great responsibility
[17:48] <DoucheBox> Douche Fighter IV
[17:48] <+Douchegu> spoiler: douche kills dumbledore
[17:48] <DoucheBox> doucheledore
[17:48] <Fusion> DOUCHE IS FONTAINE
[17:48] <+Douchegu> just say douche douchesune
[17:48] <DoucheBox> dumbledouche
[17:48] <Dr_BadDouche> just say douche to drugs
[17:48] <DoucheBox> hahaha dumbledouche...
[17:48] <+Douchegu> you'll be as good as douchebox over there
[17:48] <Fusion> this will never end!!!
[17:48] <+tsunamidouchesune> Is your douche running?
[17:49] <+Douchegu> hahaha
[17:49] <DoucheBox> better go and catch it!
[17:49] <+tsunamidouchesune> WELL THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT
[17:49] <Douche-o> A douche for douche only ends up making the whole world blind.
[17:49] <DoucheBox> WELL THEN
[17:49] <DoucheBox> DONT LET THE BED BUGS BITE
[17:49] <DoucheBox> AH HAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:49] <+Douchegu> knock knock
[17:49] <Dr_BadDouche> who's there?
[17:49] <+Douchegu> douche
[17:49] <Dr_BadDouche> douche who?
[17:49] <+Douchegu> douche you wish we would all stop now?
[17:49] <DoucheBox> great scot!
[17:49] <Douche-o> say douche again!
[17:49] <+tsunamidouchesune> knock knock
[17:49] <Douche-o> say douche again!!!
[17:49] <DoucheBox> douche
[17:49] <Douche-o> i dare you
[17:49] <+BunnyRabbit2> Aerox, any idea when the winner's of that Pearl Jam contest are going to be announced?
[17:49] <Ub3rDouche> Douche where's my car?
[17:49] * Joins: jorge ([email protected])
[17:49] <DoucheBox> fresh meat
[17:49] <+Douchegu> does he look like a douche?
[17:49] <+BunnyRabbit2> winners even
[17:49] <Dr_BadDouche> douche me, baby, one more time
[17:49] <+tsunamidouchesune> KNOCK KNOCK
[17:50] <+Douchegu> who's there?
[17:50] <+tsunamidouchesune> orange
[17:50] <+Douchegu> orange who?
[17:50] <Ub3rDouche> GAY JOKE
[17:50] <+tsunamidouchesune> orange you glad i didn't say douche?
[17:50] <Douche-o> there's a lady whose sure, all that glitters is douche
[17:50] <DoucheBox> snap snap grin grin nudge nudge wink wink douche no more
[17:50] <+Douchegu> we prefer the term doucheosexuals
[17:50] <+Douchegu> not everything that shines is douche
[17:50] <Dr_BadDouche> he's douchecurious
[17:50] <DoucheBox> thats preposterous!
[17:50] <DoucheBox> where would all the douches go?!
[17:50] * Douchegu is now known as Ogu
[17:50] <Douche-o> shit floats, douches sink
[17:50] <Dr_BadDouche> you're so vain, I'll bet you think this douche is about you
[17:51] <+Ogu> I cannot take this anymore
[17:51] <Dr_BadDouche> same douche, different toilet
[17:51] <+Ogu> I'mfucking hungry
[17:51] <DoucheBox> NO!
[17:51] <DoucheBox> NOOOO!
[17:51] <DoucheBox> ILL NEVER DOUCHE YOU
[17:51] <DoucheBox> THATS IMPOSSIBLE
[17:51] <+Ogu> I need a smoke
[17:51] <Dr_BadDouche> if you can't beat them, douche them
[17:51] <DoucheBox> smoke a douche?
[17:51] <+Ogu> when I return I expect the douchiness to be done
[17:52] <+Ogu> ohh that's a good one dr baddouche
[17:52] <@Necros> i love it when people you don't remember show up in your facebook stream
[17:52] <halfleft> HAVE YOU PEOPLE NOTHING BETTER TO DO?
[17:52] <@Necros> and this picture showed up:
[17:52] <@Necros> http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v228/1190/83/n70202187_2292.jpg
[17:52] <@Necros> fuck, why have i not noticed her?
[17:52] <halfleft> IS THIS SERIOUSLY THE MOST CONSTRUCTIVE THING YOU CAN THINK OF?
[17:52] <+Ogu> lol necros wtf
[17:52] <DoucheBox> interesting necros
[17:52] <+Vlambo> RAWRGHHHH
[17:52] <+Ogu> who said it was constructive halfleft?
[17:52] <+Vlambo> My fucking mic is pissing me off
[17:52] <DoucheBox> halfleft: NO WE DONT
[17:52] <Dr_BadDouche> IT'S NOT INTENDED TO BE CONSTRUCTIVE, NOR PRODUCTIVE
[17:52] <Douche-o> Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good douche.
[17:52] <DoucheBox> i know what will fix it vlambo
[17:52] <DoucheBox> eat it
[17:53] * Aerox|Lunch is now known as Aerox
[17:53] <halfleft> MY FAITH IN HUMANITY IS DROPPING LIKE A LEAD BALLOON
[17:53] <DoucheBox> with a side of lemon
[17:53] <DoucheBox> and a douche
[17:53] <+Vlambo> Would anyone know why my microphone is recording the audio from my computer?
[17:53] <+Ogu> Damn it, aerox already ate something
[17:53] <halfleft> Vlambo, laptop?
[17:53] <%Aerox> No, not yet
[17:53] <%Aerox> I just returned with my food
[17:53] * Dr_BadDouche is now known as Dr_BadSpoon
[17:53] <halfleft> there's a mic on the internals
[17:53] <Dr_BadSpoon> IT'S OVER.
[17:53] <halfleft> it's recording from the wrong input
[17:53] <+Ogu> I n eed foooooooooooooooooooood
[17:53] <DoucheBox> ...douche
[17:53] * DoucheBox is now known as CrocBox
[17:53] <CrocBox> !voice
[17:53] * ChanBot sets mode: +v CrocBox
[17:53] <+Vlambo> How do I fix that?
[17:54] <+tsunamidouchesune> lame
[17:54] <halfleft> which software are you using?
[17:54] * tsunamidouchesune is now known as tsunamikitsune
[17:54] <halfleft> and which OS?
[17:54] <+BunnyRabbit2> I should probably eat something but I can't be fucked
[17:54] <+Ogu> you jumped in late tsunamikitsune
[17:54] <+Ogu> but seriously, 2 hours is enough
[17:54] <+tsunamikitsune> i know D:
[17:54] <Fusion> someone c-blog this shit right now!
[17:54] <+Ogu> enough is enough is e nough
[17:54] <+Ogu> whohas the log?
[17:54] <+Ogu> croc?
[17:54] <+Vlambo> I'm just playing TF2
[17:54] <Dr_BadSpoon> the log should never see the light of day
[17:54] <+CrocBox> hm?
[17:54] <+Vlambo> And using Windows XP
[17:54] <+Ogu> Destructoid IRC: Easy to amuse, hard to control.
[17:55] <+BunnyRabbit2> I have a really incomplete log
[17:55] <+BunnyRabbit2> Maybe the last half hour
[17:55] <halfleft> is it not in the TF2 settings, under audio?
[17:55] <Dr_BadSpoon> I have the full log
[17:55] <+CrocBox> DO IT BAD SPOON
[17:55] <+CrocBox> FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Session Close: Thu Apr 09 17:59:16 2009