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BREAKING NEWS: Chad Concelmo Arrested For Dolphin-Napping
LOS ANGELES, APRIL 1--
Destructoid blogger and noted retro-gaming and aquatic mammal enthusiast Chad Concelmo was arrested today on Interstate 5 after his truck was pulled over for a routine check. Upon inspection, police discovered that the trailer was filled with salt water and five dolphins.
Concelmo's mugshots
Concelmo was unavailable for comment, but his attorney, Mr. Phoenix Wright, said through a statement, "My client is clearly innocent. Just look at his face! When my underage partner and I are done investigating, we'll prove without a shadow of a doubt that he was framed. Probably by rival 'Reverend' Anthony Burch. That's how it usually works for me, at least."
RetroforceGO!, a group Concelmo is known to have been associated with, has not yet released a statement. We will let you know when and if they do.
UPDATE: RetroforceGO! spokesperson and noted paragon of JOURNALISM Geraldo Beedog had this to say: "AMAAAAZING"
Destructoid blogger and noted retro-gaming and aquatic mammal enthusiast Chad Concelmo was arrested today on Interstate 5 after his truck was pulled over for a routine check. Upon inspection, police discovered that the trailer was filled with salt water and five dolphins.
Concelmo's mugshots
Concelmo was unavailable for comment, but his attorney, Mr. Phoenix Wright, said through a statement, "My client is clearly innocent. Just look at his face! When my underage partner and I are done investigating, we'll prove without a shadow of a doubt that he was framed. Probably by rival 'Reverend' Anthony Burch. That's how it usually works for me, at least."
RetroforceGO!, a group Concelmo is known to have been associated with, has not yet released a statement. We will let you know when and if they do.
UPDATE: RetroforceGO! spokesperson and noted paragon of JOURNALISM Geraldo Beedog had this to say: "AMAAAAZING"
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About gatorsax2010one of us since 11:01 PM on 10.29.2008
NAME: Chris
AGE: 21
LOCATION: Florida and/or New Jersey
I've been playing games since before I can remember. I was raised on Nintendo systems (all of them but the Virtual Boy), so my "loyalties" still lie with Mario and Co. Every time I try to organize a list of my favorite games I end up forgetting something, or debating between two, so here's a list of my top ten games, in no particular order, with no doubles per series (unless I can't decide between two--I'm very indecisive):
FAVORITE GAMES
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Super Metroid (sometimes I can't decide between this and Zero Mission... If that game were longer, maybe)
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Mega Man 2 or 9 (not sure which)
Banjo-Tooie
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
You know what, forget this, my self-imposed restrictions have made this way too hard.
Also, you should know, I am a huge Disney fan. Growing up is for losers.
Twitter: I has one.