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Fellow Dtoiders, please f*cking kill me. NOW! (NVGR)


Okay, guys. Here is the deal. My school has decided to do the most FUCKING RETARDED fund raising program ever. For SOME reason, they thought that it would be a good idea to play 'Mmmbop" by Hansen between every class and on repeat during the noon hour.

To tell you the truth, I actually kind of liked this song, I even got the CD for Christmas when it came out. The song is catchy, and it's fun to listen to. I'm sure that all of you have the same opinion, don't you?

Well, that thought in my mind is over. I have listened to the song at least 7 billion times over the last hour. And they say that this madness will continue for 2 weeks unless we donate $350 to a local charity.

This is bullshit. It's torture, it's inhuman. They are taking our rights away from us. I have actually thought about going into the office, taking out the CD, and snapping it in the fucking secretarty's face. Possibly urinating on her after.

Please help, Destructoid. I don't think I can take much more.
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About garisonone of us since 5:09 PM on 02.20.2008

Hey, I'm Gary, but you can call me garison. I enjoy playing videogames, collecting videogames, reading about videogames, and writing about videogames.


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