Yashoki? Fuck that guy.
Look, I hate Yashoki just as much as any other person... probably even more since I have to
talk to him on a weekly basis, and play
The Ship with him every Thursday night.
But once a year, he gets one "Get Out Of Being Called A 'Faget' By King Free Card". And today just happens to be that day.
So...
Happy Birthday Yashoki, I promise to be nice to you for one day, even if you stole my Ipod and took my yob.